Collin Ng

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@RalphCapocci @BlueJays @TD_Canada @FifeHouse @fortechorus @MLB @Sportsnet @baseballcanada @JaysCare Remember when conservatives used to use “virtue signalling” as an insult and now they’ve become the master.

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@BlueJays @TD_Canada @FifeHouse @fortechorus @MLB @Sportsnet @baseballcanada @JaysCare Keep this up Jaysmin. Nice to see you showing support to the LGBTQ community and to low key troll all those pearl clutching homophones.

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@FrancisChartra3 @mrac4l @BlueJays I think pride night celebrates both sides of a cuck relationship, as long as it’s queer.

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@FrancisChartra3 @BlueJays Rogers just lost 45% market cap in after hours trading because some snowflake from Windsor is hurt in the fee fee because of some colours at a jays game.

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@5_Star_Match Truth….imagine if i meant to use harsher language lol

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@AreOhEssEyeEe Because people of all sorts enjoy baseball. Sometimes they’re jays fans. Their money is just as good as anyone else’s.

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@beth1814 @BangingTags @BlueJays @gervasio_23 Literally their job…..

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@5_Star_Match @revjeffvox Co-sign but with slightly different choice of words lol

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@SteveJansen99 @BlueJays @gervasio_23 Right, like from mid November to the end of year is Happy Holidays, none of that Merry Christmas bullshit.

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@BlueJays You know it gonna be opener so stop teasing us. Make it official.

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Tossing giant mentos into a massive cocke bottle😱

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@atrupar Lutnick the pedo is deep down a finance guy and this is killing him.

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@CripsRadioLive Not bad for a giant bird

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@connor__peters @ShaziGoalie His feelings doesn’t care about your facts

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Speculation that the husband of the person who didn’t win the election shared a helicopter with Epstein vs verified decade long friendship between the actual president and Epstein. Keep deflecting

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This is a very unique take lol - Opinion | Trump Can Win Something Greater Than the Nobel Peace Prize - The Wall Street Journal https://t.co/vbczW6bTfL

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Had my performance review yesterday.

Boss: "How would you rate your performance in 2025?"
Me: "THE DOW IS 50,000!!!!!"

Guess who just became the CEO.

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@corndawgcourt He’s also the only one living in with the shame of getting cussed out by someone wearing a Minecraft backpack.

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@arron_crascall I’d be embarrassed to wear that in public. Fuck the Yankees.

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