Denzel Aberdeen's lawyer, Jesse Panuccio, going over his college basketball career at UF:
“You may recall he scored the clinching free throw in the national championship game.”
Judge George Wright replies, "I'm not a sports guy."
If “Aaron Philo” or “Tramell Jones” beats Auburn and Byrum Brown on the road in their first SEC start ever then I will staple my ballsack to the ceiling
Shit is not happening yall need to be put down