Cait

Just killin time til Space Jam 2 comes out.

[Cait @ca1t_]

"Cait, why's your shirt all wet?"

[Cait @ca1t_]

Oh I am so back

[Max @mxwfx]

They want to muffle Aaron Bushnell’s protest by saying that giving your life for a cause is insane. But he was a soldier

[Cait @ca1t_]

Respectfully, I’m not a big smoked meats gal. I just had to get it off my chest.

[Cait @ca1t_]

Okayyyy, I’m back on my bullshit!!!!

[Cait @ca1t_]

Entering my “leave me tf alone” era

[Cait @ca1t_]

Is it okay to tell someone you work with that they’re annoying you or no

[Cait @ca1t_]

A guy I work with, who is above me, accidentally introduced me on a call as one of his directors.. and that’s that on that. 🫰💅

[Cait @ca1t_]

Sometimes I want to wink via text but 😉 and ;) never fit the vibe of wink I’m going for

[Cait @ca1t_]

Idk what other people use their work laptops for but I use mine to look up what year Since U Been Gone was released #TGIF

[Cait @ca1t_]

Where are we at with making puns in professional emails? Am I good or should I panic?

[Cait @ca1t_]

Tiktok is wild because you can be on a video of someone sobbing “my little sister died” with a GoFundMe and then scroll immediately to someone who’s like “I got some lipstick on my chip… ShOuLd I EaT iT???”

[Cait @ca1t_]

Entering my “leave me tf alone” era

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

I love every second of this

[Cait @ca1t_]

Not my 75 y/o neighbor hobbling over to tell me that his wife can see one of my roommates naked “all the time” because he doesn’t shut his blinds

[chase @_chase_____]

instead of meal prepping on sundays, have u considered taking an impromptu and cost ineffective trip to the grocery store every single day of the week?

[Cait @ca1t_]

@olvxxiv This is exciting

[Cait @ca1t_]

I would like to be on the baby highland cow side of tiktok please

[Cait @ca1t_]

How did I not know that Paris Hilton is 41 years old?????????

[Cait @ca1t_]

There is just something so cathartic about getting to talk on the phone with your big brother for an hour.

[Cait @ca1t_]

Idk what’s up but recently I’ve been uncontrollably salivating ?

[Cait @ca1t_]

Happy anni to me. Love/hate this app #MyTwitterAnniversary