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[Tage @Tagelca]

Estoy llorando de la risa. Es el mejor vídeo que he visto nunca

[Sven @SvennyG96]

Build up to Qatar was all ‘human rights’ but everybody silent on USA incase their entry gets denied 😭

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

Qatar has held a World Cup where everyone who could afford to attend attended, wait till it's the USA hosting and they will have visa restrictions even on the players themselves 😂.

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

Gabriel just gave Football Twitter all the ammunition it is going to need for a very long time.

Being a shithouse can come back to bite you in the worst ways.

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

This has age so bad already 🤣😭

[James @JameswhufcJones]

“People are starting to go into hiding mode”

He’s scored 13, yes just thirteen Premier League goals in the last 2 seasons combined.

If anyone needs to come out of hiding it’s you 😂😂😂😂

[Callum🐊🎯 @ca_ho318]

yes

[Premier League @premierleague]

Is Bruno Fernandes' 2025/26 season the best of all time? 🤔

[NDL Ringside @NikoOmilana]

who gave Bruno Fernandes my address ?

[(fan) Zaid ✍🏼🇾🇪 @ZaidBalll]

He’s a club legend for us & arguably one of the greatest midfielders to ever grace the Premier League. We can all agree that.

On the other hand he admits he supports Spurs, criticises United at any chance he can. Holds onto grudges & still doesn’t get on with Sir Alex lol.

[N8 @Vararse_]

This gimmick would make sense if Carrick hadn’t managed 50+ game seasons with Boro & hadn’t done this during his last interim phase

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Diogo Dalot, Luke Shaw, and Tom Heaton all sent surprise voice notes to the podcast and completely broke Bruno down to tears. 😭❤️
Not a single one of his teammates talked about his 21 assists or his goals. They strictly praised how compassionate, soft, and caring he is as a human being to everyone at Carrington. The internet's narrative about his character is officially dead.
I don see enough, we’re winning the treble next season I promise

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

BRUNO FERNANDES. RECORD-BREAKER.

[Kachii @badasskachii]

Kevin De Bruyne was here for a decade and NEVER swept all these in one season. Neither did Gerrard or Lampard. Bruno Fernandes is casually cleaning out the entire country’s award cabinet while matching the all-time assist record. Best Premier League midfielder of this generation and it's not even close.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[BROCK(fan) @Brockutd]

John Terry on Harry Maguire’s omission from England’s World Cup squad:

“Honestly, in my opinion, I think Harry Maguire should just retire from international football. There’s absolutely no way Marc Guehi makes the squad and he doesn’t — no way at all.

Maguire has scored more goals than all the defenders who were called up combined. He’s been fantastic this season, led Manchester United to a third-place finish, and has proven time and again that he’s a big-game player. He scored against Liverpool and played a pivotal role in keeping Haaland quiet.

It’s an absolutely sickening decision.”

[mooresy @jamesmoores_]

“Ezri Konsa”
“Levi Colwill”
“Dan Burn”

[Callum🐊🎯 @ca_ho318]

@Footballtweet How many times do you want to tweet this

[Alice @AliceTalksFooty]

Tuchel picking some of these over Maguire is nuts:
John Stones: Started five league games since 2025
Chalobah: Currently in 8th, mid level season.
Dan Burn: Currently in 11th, mid level season.
Colwill: Quality but missed the whole season through an ACL

Maguire has arguably been playing better than Konsa/ Guehi the last three months.

Konsa, Guehi, Colwill & Maguire would be my four picks.
Criminal if Tuchel picks one of Stones, Chalobah or Burn over Maguire.

Form wise, ability wise and experience wise Maguire deserves to be there and is good enough to be starting.

Maguire's experience, leadership, ability from set pieces cannot be matched by anyone else.

[sen 🦇 @cartmansfinsta]

What’s so crazy about Antony Starr as Homelander is he had no one to look to when he was becoming Homelander. He was the first to ever do it, if the role was to come around again no one will ever be able to recreate what he did with that character. So long story short yes 100% the best super villain since heath’s joker.