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[Karthik Hariharan @hkarthik]

I have legitimately seen this a few times in my career. I call these people the professional slackers.

They show up just enough to seem important and knowledgeable. They are highly selective in who they respond to on slack and email. Their calendar is full of meetings they never show up for. They dodge and weave hard questions and scrutiny like Shaolin masters. All their effort goes into managing optics.

They build a series of symbiotic relationships and alliances with other people who make them look good. In turn, they take care of them with great compensation and perks. Some of these people even do the hard work willingly.

And when the scrutiny finally catches up with them, they peace out for their next Director+ level role elsewhere.

[subtweetive streak @simpleartfarmer]

Idk where they get cats that act like fat mindless lumps. Every cat I have known would have eviscerated me for trying anything like this

[zach @blip_tm]

sending this to her and saying “us”

[caio @ca_iou]

@ronitkhopkar @KalshiSports Tbh having the entire global financial system collapse is more likely than neymar getting the golden boot

[union thug @wellrestedpizza]

The concept of each race painting Lenin to look like them, like people do with Jesus.

[Rhodesia @Rhodesiaonsol]

Unfortunately I believe he is about to experience what it is like to get crushed by a girl at 19 as part of his reverse aging process

[caio @ca_iou]

@5h1ttyP3t3 @nokaygirl Lmao shut up fatty

[Jack @tracewoodgrains]

haha, funny joke––wait

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[caio @ca_iou]

@POTUS330 @CaioAugstOR Pqp o amigo que fez esse mapa tá completamente perdido no que faz uma moeda ser valorizada em relação a outra

[caio @ca_iou]

@TheInterceptBr Velha burra

[Ricardo Hue @Ricardo_Huee]

Jogo favorito de cada jogador da seleção

Neymar: CS
Vini jr: Fifa
Casimiro: Call of Duty Warzone
Paqueta: bet365
Endrick: Shin Megami Tensei: Devil Summoner 2: Raidou Kuzunoha vs. King Abaddon

[bruno braga @brunobbragac]

sem condições o peru a vilã deles tem um assessor com MÃO DE GANCHO que país perfeito

[Andrew Gebo @GeboMpls]

People will go on vacation to a place like this and then, back home, they’ll vote to make sure this never happens in their town.

[caio @ca_iou]

Ahahaha pqp

[Slazac 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @TrueSlazac]

SANCHEZ HAS OVERTAKEN KEIKO

[caio @ca_iou]

@drunkbronson1 @EconomiaXavier Mas é exatamente esse o ponto. O acesso às universidades e empregos do funcionalismo público era muito mais garantido aos filhos dessa classe média minúscula que existia.

[caio @ca_iou]

@mnolangray @bittersteel01 Well that's the whole concept of deterrence. Also please do not lecture us on military matters while being from the USA.

[caio @ca_iou]

@alvaropereirajr Você tá se perdendo no personagem