Cass

roll with it or get rolled over

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@MySecretFwitter Do it

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Ladies: if a man approached you to tell you he thought you were cute, while you were shopping alone, headphones in, what would your reaction be?

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I literally cannot wait to pop off on everybody this summer

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My brain during the day:
My brain at 12:30 am:

J̵͌͜s̴̩̊͂͜j̵̱͔̉̕j̷͉̺̅d̸̰̦͊̀n̶̘̔͊j̵̹̾͋q̶̫̫̾k̴͕̖̈́d̵͈̜̊̆ö̶̼̟o̶͉̞͗̽v̵͓̉o̶̞͑ô̸̢̮̇k̴̼̜̒͝8̸̢̱̒2̶͓̈ ̵̘̆͝j̵̙̠̐͌n̷̰̗̏̄w̷̼͛ͅị̵͓̑̆7̵̥̑͑4̷͔̞̒͝8̸̢͖͛͘3̵̰͙̀9̴̟̽͛1̷̡̟͊͠ḧ̷̯͝ẃ̷̘͙j̵̼̯̽j̴͉̪̈w̵̱̻̅i̶̛͕̳ë̴͚̺́̏6̵̳͕̿́2̷̳͛̕7̷̗͗̃

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Today the 6 year old girl I nanny asked me if I had “any boyfriends” (plural) and I am living for that energy

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This video lives in my head rent free

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@girlshaw87 there would be no greater honor

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I don’t wanna marry a rich man, I wanna BE a rich man

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@Rhaenerys1 omg stop it this is adorable

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Just remembered last night in the old port some dude stopped me to tell me he thought I looked really good and I responded “thanks, I know” without missing a beat

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The fact that people really think they’re being stripped of their constitutional rights because they are being asked to wear a mask in the midst of a pandemic boggles my mind

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This app is still free

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When 14 year old me was trying to picture what my life would be like in 10 years, it definitely wasn’t this

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Officially decided I’ll be getting my shit together in my 30s. Until then expect very little of me

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@pulte $cassphoward I’m unemployed and just trying to make ends meet right now. Thank you for your generosity during such an uncertain time

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@pulte $cassphoward

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@girlshaw87 Can’t even make this shit up

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I knew 2020 was doomed when it started with me getting separated from my friends in Boston & a homeless man wrapping me up in his blanket because I was wearing no clothing and let me tell ya— the energy has only gotten more chaotic since!

[702-YOUR-MOM @hwulfyy]

why coronavirus gotta hit right when i started getting my shit together 😭

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Just FYI, there have so far been more deaths than recovered people in the US from coronavirus. If you haven’t been taking this seriously yet, now is the time. https://t.co/6ic4RgufKV