Nightbus

someone pls pull trig

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Everything I own smells like gin

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@caaaaaassandra oh it done 👀

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HELP do I drop $150 on a poptart purse or is that a little bit insane

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ya ever been gaslit by ur eye doctor

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kinda feel like doing a lil self-imposed exile across the country

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I just popped an Advil that tasted look old person smell. If I drop dead, pls investigate

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when I die, I want song of storms from ocarina played to lead me to what’s next

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a green hoodie is on the way to my casa as we speak. loyal to a fictional being

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I had a dream last night that I was married to Draco Malfoy, so I literally felt like I needed to buy Malfoy apparel today wut

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Ur fav (or maybe least fav, I wish to remain humble) shitposter is back

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coolest thing about my current chilling state of ennui is that I can be so deadpan with the kids & not even crack a smile

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perfect time of year to be:
✨💀✨ dead to me ✨💀✨

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corny tweet, but every time I get another tat I feel more like ~myself~

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if ur a slytherin, boi bye

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going to start sorting men into hogwarts houses

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few things make me feel more boujee than wearing my juicy couture sweatpants from hs

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my dad bought me a cup with a rainbow unicorn on it. how do I tell him I’m more of a skull kinda gal

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tell me how I tried to light a candle and now all I can smell is burnt flesh from my thumb

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if u want to feel temporary hell, pour white claw in ur eye

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me: yupp I am done even thinking about that person
my subconcious: lets have a dream where that person is the plot’s focal point

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I’m gonna make an onlyfans and solely just post pics of my dog in a bikini