Caitlin Trew

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

Throwing my flat white in the air when it’s announced that we’ve hit Q2 targets

[⋆*ken⋆ฺ｡* @glumiken]

heard u got employee of the month at the dumb bitch factory

[ant @persistantz]

i have a deep understanding of when winnie the pooh taps his head and says Think Think Think

[Billie @Billie_T]

Spanish twitter I will never forget you after this World Cup

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

The reason margaritas taste so good is because they are a spiritually safe drink

They have a salt circle that wards off evil

[f 🇳🇴 @finnandoalonso]

2.5 hour train with my toddler who won't stop saying See it. Say it. Sorted.

[javi @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[Birds Colour 🕊️ @birdscolour56]

Which one is your favorite, 1 or 2? 😂

[‏ًً @iUsuaria]

En un mundo de mujeres materalistas que aman gastar en ropa y salir a cenar, ahi estoy yo en primera fila

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

unfortunately i need the swarovski bok choy so bad it hurts

[miia @miiagarro]

"you're so funny"

thanks i probably would've been lobotomized in 1940

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Old enough to remember when there were unsalted caramel options

[Anne 🐗🐍🦃 @GovernorAnne]

In a classic case of “everywhere you go, there you are,” my parents retired to a quaint mountain town and my mom just spent ten minutes telling me about her beef with the lady who owns the kitschy fudge shop

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Tired of “Nurse Week” and “Teacher Week”, when is Business Development Representative Week??

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Airlines sending me "we're in this together" emails. When my suitcase was 52 pounds I was on my own.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

i'm in this fb group where everyone pretends to be ants n ppl just post pics of food and everyone comments LIFT