Cam

[Cam @caameronkunkle]

kyle schwarber hitting 2 of his 3 homers in the same inning, bryce harper hitting his first career cycle and a 15-3 win over the Mets all in one game.

[Richkhid @Richkhid132]

What’s a sexual pleasure you didn’t know you liked until you experienced it????

[Luke Arcaini @ArcainiLuke]

Dads across the Delaware Valley just hit the meanest "save some runs for tomorrow" of all time.

[Cam @caameronkunkle]

@NoahKahan made ur setlist into a playlist called “we have noah kahan at home”. only a little sad about not seeing you in concert🐞😭

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

It’s been a hell of a year for me so far

[Cam @caameronkunkle]

@NoahKahan (NOT) willing and able :( i’ll just be in the parking lot if you need me

[bobby @bobbylikesbeers]

shaving my entire body before I go play trivia at the dive bar

[OKT @Rav4thInning]

Try 20 consecutive innings without a run

[Cam @caameronkunkle]

@emmcooper42 my parents run a small business and are super affordable/size inclusive! can do pretty much anything

[witch of the wobbly woods (MAGGOT MOMMY) @sadjazzwxtch]

My boobs are big because they’re filled with hatred for the American government

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Y’all mind if a girl gets a little romantic about baseball?

[Emily Cooper @emmcooper42]

The Phillies have an official roster! I repeat: The Phillies have an official roster!!! #RingTheBell

[˖ ࣪⟡𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖔𝖙𝖍⟡ ࣪˖ @Blazingoth]

every baddie i know loves cats and hates ICE

[tricia. @trishadelphia]

phillies-dodgers do or die game three. ready for anything.

[𝑳𝑰𝑽𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑫𝑬𝑨𝑫 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳 🦇 @screamnhorror]

me september 1st

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

phillies win.

[Evé @evealmaraz]

I’m ready for chilly October nights.

[BAROLINE @Barolinnne]

A woman like me will forever win

[em ✨ @emelizzzzzz]

THIGHS OUT

[kellie 🌈 @cemeteryfIowers]

i’m not dating for marriage i’m dating to find someone to get phillies season tickets with