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got hacked bwaaa

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@CalebDOTexe_ @DistantCoder And of course a little bit of nadu and strip mine? Perchance a white plume adventurer?

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@Newtonurza @ThisIsWonderful It’s because fastbonds wording is it does damage to you and not just causes life loss

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@riderione @paintdotpng @REALJackTheBus Haywire mite

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@affinity4anime @33elkMTG Suggest supports hitting people with your unblockable pervert creatures

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@espleisss @Biscuit_Anubis @Brewers_Kitchen Each spell they cast before removing this is 2 more storm required after it is removed for a lethal storm turn with grapeshot, 1 more for tendrils.

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@espleisss @Biscuit_Anubis @Brewers_Kitchen How are you going to get your storm count dipshit????? THE SPELLS THEY CAST EARLER GIVE YOU LIFE

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@espleisss @Biscuit_Anubis @Brewers_Kitchen Dumbass they have to shoot this immediately otherwise building storm gives you double the health that grapeshot would deal, so they have to find a bolt early in their storm turn otherwise each spell means they have to cast 2 more once it’s dead for lethal

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@espleisss @Biscuit_Anubis @Brewers_Kitchen Yes but this nullifies the copies since you gain life off them building storm

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@Euro_JV It’s going in my cope rakdos midrange pile with fdn Alesha and ral

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@darkvulpine Hold the phone

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@KeyJay115 No it doesn’t, it suggests IF a show of the same name was made in the past that fool would be surfing every week

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@MrFruitYT Yes, 22

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@CavernOnHumans This just mathematically makes sense, BO1 games are significantly faster than BO3, if you count players it probably rounds closer to 70/30

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@wildstwawberry Why are they turning my goat into a pervert card

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@MTGGoldfish Unplayable 2 mana for seam rip

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@wastedsom @maechael1916 @BoomieShooty Standard is fine but it won’t be with power 9 or tolarian academy

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@maechael1916 @BoomieShooty If my opponent in standard t1 moxmox into some horseshit 3 drop in standard I’m killing myself in front of them

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@CriticalEDH Acting like even in casual every precon commander draws a card makes a token and gives you a handjob

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@lilystarsailor @petsakamoto

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@justMizuyuki 4 mana unsummon seems playable in the big 26