cabbage

the universe has made a mistake by creating me and i am determined to show it firsthand why

[Slimecicle🦠 @Slimecicle]

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[Hot Dad @hotterdad]

i found some of the top horniest™ reddit comments and made a song out of them 😉😈👅
full video here: https://t.co/lEP5Ks4vym

[cabbage @cabbage62226420]

@wayneeward fish filet soccer dad apples

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@shoe0nhead @politeonthinice your first fancam! im so proud!

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@RTGameCrowd are you telling me that summer we spent together in greece meant nothing

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@legacy_neon @KEEMSTAR i want you to look at the like/dislike ratio on ethan's video and keem's video and say that again

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@peta @Matthew69771924 everyone at PETA has a single brain cell they share

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@kpopshitNtea you're gonna cringe really hard at this tweet in like 5 years

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@wayneeward id buy it

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@LilyPichu i start reciting his c# tutorials from memory, it'll function like a flashbang

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@CallMeCarsonYT Defenestration - the act of throwing someone out of a window

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@jschlatt @youtooz pog

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@samreich my phone is broken, sam reich

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@TheBrandonMorse maybe next time be eusocial, you murdering fuckwit

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@Fedmyster pick minx you fuckin gremlin

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@RajjOfficial @RyanP ryan should have a rajj and you should be on it

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@berdyaboi i wish we lived in that reality

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@fakkugames @FAKKU i do not and i will never understand the appeal of futa

[cabbage @cabbage62226420]

@Davie504bass why