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[Deacon Blues @dribrats77]

Hating Steely Dan is the most Spiritually Israeli thing that anyone could do

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white women be like i wish i could breastfeed my cat

[Cock Pornis @CockPornis]

I just retarded all over my sink

[Sprocket Springberry @sabatonfan69]

When I hear steely Dan I imagine that’s how a dog feels when it sees a bone or tennis ball

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fart/self

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Bc they blew up the chicken man there

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@elonmusk you and your husband look very happy

[benji real nounverber 🇵🇸☭ @benjimadness]

what we consider high art in rock music is effectively middlebrow. remember that you as a fan of hip alt rock have more in common with a Styx fan than a jazz fan.

[Mr. Meat Scraps @ReallyLoudFart]

Diarrhea spray up my whole back

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@maniaUFO that’s just phil collins

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goth again

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human error

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soop is wet

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I took my nephew to the aquarium tonight and while he was petting a stingray he yelled “it feels like ham!”

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peanut butter mayonnaise and pickle sandwich

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milk, saltine crackers, and tabasco in a used cottage cheese container

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slice of velveeta and a glass of milk

[Leslie @HeyLeslie97]

how it feels going to a restaurant and asking for more ranch

[Tony P. @Tbone7219]

Snorted coke off a Mötley Crüe cassette case in the front seat of a lowered Escort GT at a Ratt concert back in 89’ we didn’t have social media back then so I’m telling you now.