Mighty Cabbage Lord

Bow down to the mighty cabbage lord

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@cweissman63 bow down to daddy

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@pizzahut follow me, peasant. I am your lord

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

C - can
A - you
B - please
B - shut
A - the
G - funck
E - up

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@jeff_schechter THATS RIGHT, U BOW DOWN TO ME PEASANT

[Jeffrey Schechter @jeff_schechter]

This is for all my new fans out there. Keep it coming. #AlgebraRam2

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@holyham_ I made you holy cause u were slaughtered,, I have a heart peasant

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@holyham_ you think ur holy eh?,, well im still ur lord so obey me

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

How can you love yourself if you don't love me?

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@diaryofafork I want you in me ;))

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

Instead of smoking a pot you should just go to the store and buy a cabbage instead you stupid drug addict you are wasting your life idiot

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@jeff_schechter you are a peasant and I am your lord ., I deserve more followers than you...

[Bread Loaf @SlicedBreadLoaf]

@jeff_schechter join us

[Jeffrey Schechter @jeff_schechter]

Learning how to Tweet with my 8th grade peeps.

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@PlainPorridge Don't talk to me that way PEASANT, you know im better than you

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@jeff_shrekter why are you green? Did you eat too much cabbage? You shouldn't eat cabbage, peasant., ITS R00D

[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

I'm not better than most, I'm better than ALL

[Cabbage Facts @realcabbagefact]

Me: knock knock

Dad: what

Me: knock knock

Dad: who is there you idiot

Me: a green cabbage

Dad: I wish you were never born

[MOIST MUFFINS @muffinsrmoist]

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[Mighty Cabbage Lord @cabbage_lord]

@stinkysteak I am SO offended *claps* amAZING