CabbieFacts

Struggling to remain the most ludicrous taxi account on twitter.
Mostly failing.
Poe's law champion, five years running.

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

Time to update the profile.

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@MikeyCycling And people wonder why I don't tweet much anymore.
https://t.co/rIN27JGLao

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Fellow Taxi drivers standing up for London against bike lanes, which only benefit white middle aged men.

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@Fuzzy19362853 @Don_Shipp @TFacists @2_Wheeled_Wolf @bike_rogers

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This is disgraceful and completely unacceptable.
Addison Lee need to stay in their lane and stop encroaching any further on London cabbies.

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Well that's just ridiculous and selfish, taking up the full lane width with empty seats. The sooner cyclists are made to behave like other road users, the better.

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🤔

[Alex Ingram @nuttyxander]

Still, makes the LTN debates feel quite tame. Nobody blame any bollards on Bill Gates, ok?

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

The single best argument I've seen to buy an electric cab...

[Tim - Missing Episodes Podcast @drwhopodcasters]

Meanwhile, in Suffolk...

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

The eco-fanatics are at it again. They say you don't need an SUV for the school run, but what they forget is how much larger children are now than a few decades ago.
Some people just don't think!
https://t.co/Xn5WWJ6jAp

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This is what they've done to the Euston Road.

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They claim it's healthy, but do these people look healthy?

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Actual scenes from an experimental "low traffic neighbourhood". Imagine if this become permanent!

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You're all a very weird bunch!
With thanks to @bondwimbledon, still the only cyclist in London to wear hi-viz clothing approved by the LTDA.

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

This is the future that cyclists want.

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

@Don_Shipp Discretion is my middle name, what happens in my cab stays with me, my followers and no one else.

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If you've had enough of that Esther McVey, imagine what it's like putting up with her doing that in the back of the cab.
Every bloody time, steering wheel the lot.

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@velobetty @theeyecollector I feel so seen.

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@FakeBenJay @BrooklynSpoke @thomasthetaxi @Bob_Gunderson Hacked. He'll be asking for bitcoins later. To fund the cycling mafia.

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

Cyclist. Fact.

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Evil serial killer murdered 50 taxi drivers and fed them to crocodiles to avoid justice
https://t.co/PIdNbjDkaK

[CabbieFacts @cabbiefacts]

Traitor! Even taxileaks have fallen and are now promoting cycling.

[ThomasTheTaxi🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇮🇱 @thomasthetaxi]

Is this what we really want to see on the morning school run ????

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@Gwildar @SeldonMoore Steve McNamara sleeps in it.