Cabbitcarrots

An eepy, neurospicy cryptid doing their best.
18+

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@JayceTalis05 Dunno what that typo was but for the love of the gods make sure he knows you didn't know who he was professionally. If he's as exacting as you feared a student has probably tried to earn a better grade in other ways before. You didn't need him thinking that of you.

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@JayceTalis05 Be honest - I'm guessing you lied about your age because you liked him and wanted him to take you seriously? Apologize, let him know this was not intentional as his professor and that you look forward to a normal student/professor relationship going forward.

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@DrViktorRevek Taking advantage of there being no possible questions the first day that won't make you itch to dock points to head home and recover from last night or sneaking in an afternoon delight with that young man you had such high praise for? Either way, worth it.

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@multi_yohanna @laurent15saint Begs Viktor to stay in the room longer for his pride. A few more days of crash out after the call he very normally and not at all obsessively finds Viktor to offer to return the favor...totally as a thank you for staying and not because it's all he can think about or anything.

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@SecretaryVik @lonelysolipsist You were well somethinged alright. 😏

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@im_maandre Ugh, not the casually confident driving hand. 🫠

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@vikilog_ Those are perfect for you! I'm getting these!

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@VikiInTheStars They approve of the name! Makes sense because grande (gran) can also mean important, great, wonderful, fantastic, etc. You have a gran Rio instead of a Rio grande! Toothless was a 10/10 great first thought but your cat dad senses just knew this munchkin head was extra special!

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@pvo13ovq Good job little one, hiss at the bad man.

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@JayceOnTheRoad Something about California you're not looking forward to?

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@JayceTalis05 Nothing wrong with getting out of your head for a bit, just don't avoid it forever. Looking under your own hood can be scary but having a 69 Camaro with a 427 and never knowing? That's a tragedy.

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@DrViktorRevek No burning the flat down and no squishing I believe are the standard terms. In exchange it will eat actual pests and try not to startle you. It's not a bad deal really if you aren't inherently terrified of them.

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@pvo13ovq He's as fascinated by the telenovela that is Vikjayce as the rest of us. Mage Viktor had to save him from the age inappropriate sexual tension. 🤣

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@pvo13ovq The mage just like "oh yes, THOSE two. Let's not let you observe that mess for too long. Back to Papa and Titi."

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@L0velylavenders @pvo13ovq Me snickering cause baby can levitate. Silly alt dads are so clueless.

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@jtalis777 @JayceTalis05 ... This makes sense somehow even though I feel like it shouldn't?

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@pvo13ovq Happy noms. 🥹
I love him so much!

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@vikilog_ @Adorynnx As the arcane intended.

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@jayvi_game Oh for sure! I only play homebrew anyway so I'm perfectly content to slip a $5 proxy into my Gale themed blue deck. Though I guess that makes it more a corrupted by magic and bisexual men themed blue deck. I'm not mad about it. 😏