Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼

I just want a bengals Super Bowl 😎😎

[Sean @ChristIsComing5]

I’ve officially reached the stage in my life where I randomly whisper “Thank you, Lord” throughout the day.

[Oh Lord @theManOf_God]

Speak 5 lines to yourself this morning:

1. I am the BEST.
2. I CAN do it.
3. GOD is ALWAYS with me.
4. I am a WINNER.
5. Today is MY DAY.

[AI Panda @AIPandaX]

A guy was ready to drop $1,500 on a new OLED TV because his 3-year-old Smart TV was freezing up and took 5 seconds just to respond to the remote.

He unplugged it. Deleted old apps. Cleared the cache. The lag kept coming back.

He went to Best Buy to get a replacement.

The home theater installer in the blue shirt stopped him: "Before you spend a grand, let me show you something."

He grabbed a remote and shook his head.

"There are 8 hidden tracking settings throttling your TV's processor right now. Manufacturers turn them all on by default. Nobody tells you they exist. Let's fix this."

Here's what he showed him in the next 8 minutes. 🧵

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@muheediva01 Vanilla bean bryers ice cream lol

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@NewStripeCity 🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾🦾

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@catherinetinker Screw you nasty bitch

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@reach_baseball

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@joethomas73 @lsferguson @realDonaldTrump @SecretarRollins Right on:) hopefully you don’t get too much blowback from being around trump.

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@TheHerd @colincowherd @zimwhodey

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@KhanSaba1278 You are a hateful mean bitch…..there I said it and yes you should feel like a piece of shit because you are ma’am

[Greg @erjmanlasvegas]

Myles Garrett going from a 5-12 team with no quarterback, to a 12-5 team and a hall of fame quarterback

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@HawkEmDownChris Grant hill

[Bengals Central @BengalsCentral_]

Joe Burrow avoided having to see Maxx Crosby and Myles Garrett in the same offseason🙏

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The house centipede in your bathroom is the reason you don't have cockroaches.

That fast, leggy, kinda creepy looking thing you just saw scurry under the door is a Scutigera coleoptrata. It eats silverfish, cockroaches, spiders, ants, termites, and bed bug nymphs. The University of Georgia Extension calls house centipedes "allies in home pest control."

One house centipede can eat its body weight in pests every few days, hunting at night while you sleep. They don't damage your house, don't eat your food, don't carry disease, and don't bite unless you grab one.

Best of all: they're self limiting. When they run out of pests, they begin to hunt each other.

If you kill the centipedes, the pests they were eating multiply. Homes that exterminate house centipedes typically see cockroach, silverfish, and spider populations rise.

The bug that looks like a horror movie prop is doing the work of an exterminator for free. The bug it eats is the one that would actually wreck your stuff.

[Jeff Putnam |✍ @TheJeffPutnam]

It’s 1991 and you’ve just popped the TMNT VHS into the VCR and this comes on:

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@zimwhodey Same cuz

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@Nur_talebesiyiz @gusholderhaber Instead y’all are all pedos lmao!! Gtfoh

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@redpillb0t Sinbad

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@Pro__Trading What a bitch man

[Nick (Grognak)😮‍💨🤌🏼 @cablecommando9]

@TorreySmithWR Lmao you played for Harbaugh and you’re jamming dart up?!? Lmao you’re a clown