connie (professional threads enjoyer)

themme fatale, phd student, loser 🤠 joker, smoker, midnight toker 🤡 they/them

[connie (professional threads enjoyer) @cabsav_official]

who's that tall green Mario that's always kickin it with him? is that his husband?

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

cant wait to order it

[Simone Zimmerman @simonerzim]

There are over a thousand American Jews in Brooklyn tonight saying we refuse to let our grief be weaponized to justify a genocide in Gaza.

[wint @dril]

could i get th e opposite of this please

[Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau]

I AM ACTUALLY LEARNING A LOT from a kenyan 8 year old named Elvis who teaches keyboard shortcuts on tiktok with his sister megan

[connie (professional threads enjoyer) @cabsav_official]

only problem is i have twenty five (25) whole followers on here and only like 20 on threads. goodbye fame :/

[connie (professional threads enjoyer) @cabsav_official]

the other day I saw a rich looking 60 smth bald man reading the complete works of Aristotle on the train. he looked like he was in the first page. massive book. good laugh.

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

Hi is this you?

[connie (professional threads enjoyer) @cabsav_official]

@brigttl 💖 I'll build ur shitty customers into a wall? can call tmrw to consult 📞🥸

[📕 @SwampCommunist]

It's happening

[Dave Callan @davecallantwit]

Why do most places in Queensland sound like Mario Kart tracks tho

Sunshine Coast
Rainbow Beach
Deception Bay
Suncorp Stadium
Fortitude Valley

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

help

[☀️👀 @zei_squirrel]

this is what a dying empire looks like

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

been getting so much mileage out of this lately