Catherine Carmichael

[mozilla firefox advocate @vinceWN]

some of y'all didn't write a dictée in one of these and it shows

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

I wish there was a gym where people went to just work on their attitudes.

[Zach Pugh @ZachPugh]

Earth Day just feels sarcastic at this point

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

Also, we were taught as children that violence is never the answer. It's not a way to win an argument, to get a point across, or to right someone's wrongs. Will Smith's reaction was amiss.

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

Chris Rock’s jokes weren’t funny: Javier Bardem “has the hardest job” b/c, if he wins & his wife Penelope Cruz loses, it will be an unhappy car ride home? Then CR jokes about Jada’s bald head? YUCK. Tired & unoriginal. Write new material that doesn’t subjugate women #Oscars

[Karen Berg @karenforky]

Thank you to everyone watching and sharing this. I am grateful you all are standing with me.

[NFL @NFL]

THAT. WAS. INCREDIBLE.

Dre. Snoop. Mary. Eminem. Kendrick. 50 Cent. What a show. #PepsiHalftime

[Dr. Angela Rasmussen @angie_rasmussen]

Stop this "flurona" BS. Co-infections of circulating respiratory viruses happen all the time. Co-infections of influenza and SARS-CoV-2 were reported in early 2020. This is almost certainly not the first time this has occurred in LA or anywhere.

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

Wordle 200 3/6

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…I sense an obsession oncoming…

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

Wordle 199 5/6

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🟩⬜🟨⬜🟩
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[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

For the same reason you’re great and Green Bay hasn’t won the Super Bowl in ten years

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

@jefflsawyer @getfittrack Hi Jeff, thanks for getting back to me. My order was SHFTCA # 34418 . The scale arrived & never worked. I’m simply requesting a replacement ASAP as this has been a month of back-and-forth. I originally purchased at the beginning of September.

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

@jefflsawyer @getfittrack Sales mean nothing when the product u sell doesn’t work. How many returns & exchanges do u receive annually? What’s your customer satisfaction rate (are you using a legit service like @Medallia ?) Are you only sending out functioning product to influencers? Make it right, Jeffrey

[Abbi Crutchfield @curlycomedy]

Yet another insightful analysis of Chapelle’s latest special, this time by a not-on-Twitter professor of African American studies and stand-up who is cis het and Black: https://t.co/WONbli0M95

[Vancouver Is Awesome @VIAwesome]

Is it really the government's COVID subsidies that are keeping people out of the restaurant workforce? https://t.co/QyyI6AEEz1

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

hey @TOBallParkEats, stoked to be back! If you’re going to massively promote @FieldRoast products in your stadium, please have them as readily available as reg hot dogs & don’t have your staff actively dissuade guests by saying it will be an additional 15 mins for them

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

@jessjanz

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

@PIWC_NorthYork This needs to be removed if “no postal code limits” is false.

[Catherine Carmichael @cacarmichael]

@PIWC_NorthYork @wanderingmoon Noooooooooo 😢💔

[ARCHIVED - NASA's Perseverance Mars Rover @NASAPersevere]

I’m safe on Mars. Perseverance will get you anywhere.

#CountdownToMars