Tom Shaw

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

With UK shelves looking like this but European stores unaffected, there can only be one possible explanation. That’s right, European weather.

[Daily Racist @ShihabSJoi]

Been seeing posts from @Otto_English @dontbrexitfixit @edwinhayward @SaveBritishFood et al speaking of food shortages, and in every case someone pops up with the "no tomatoes because bad weather in Spain"

Seeing as I live here, I popped into every shop on my way home just now...

[Michael Rosen 💙💙🎓🎓 NICE 爷爷 @MichaelRosenYes]

Please spend 10 mins watching this. All the way through, please. Please share as widely as you can. Please keep it in a place where you can find it, in the months to come.

[Bob Roberts @BobRobPolitico]

Hi ⁦@NadineDorries⁩. You dismissed me this morning as I only had 15 followers. I’ve got over 3000 now (thanks btw x). So NOW can we talk about it?

[LBC @LBC]

'The difference between what he actually wrote and how it was presented to us... is breathtaking.'

Here James O'Brien reads out the exact extract from Harry's memoir where he says he killed 25 members of the Taliban whilst in the military.

@mrjamesob

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I've updated my Twitter banner to reflect my five new promises:

[Ben Prater @yourbenpraters]

Forget your Harrys, your Grahams and your Beatrix, there’s only one potter for @BBCWiltshire, Jon the potter from Corsham who’s on the Great Pottery Throwdown this year. What show did you always/do you still want to go on? 📺

[Gary Lineker @GaryLineker]

As a Royal expert (I’ve watched The Crown), I think Harry seems like a decent lad.

[Andy Miller (Andyflyfisher) @andyflyfisher]

I was five years old, this is the winter of 1962/63 - blimey... #uksnow

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

When flying I get a cheap thrill from sitting in what I have deemed to be the "boob seats". Today is a particularly good day, I'm in 32F.

[David Lammy @DavidLammy]

New Prime Minister, same grubby Tories. Rishi Sunak promised "integrity" but his first act was to make backroom deals to reinstate a Home Secretary a week after she was sacked for a security breach. We need a general election now. #PMQs

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

I wouldn’t mind them being so awful if they were at least a bit bright. Sunak is going to regret this appointment so much. And quite quickly.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I have literally no idea what I'm doing at work and I've been here 8 months. I just sit and edit a fake excel spreadsheet to make me look busy.

[Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh]

“You’ll have hot sex with the lover of your most erotic and romantic fantasies if you buy a copy of this book.”

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

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[David Watson 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🇺🇦 (the/she/it) @filmthug]

@PoliticsMoments You’d think performative Catholic Jacob Rees Mogg would know St Crispin’s Day, as a feast, was removed from the Roman Catholic Church's universal liturgical calendar following Vatican 2. 25 October is now feast of Saint Daria, a Minervan priestess who converted to Christianity

[Withnailizer @Withnailizer]

Withnail: "Right you fucker. I'm going to do the washing up!"

[Tom Shaw @cacmcgoo]

#Croglin #cumbria We have been away tooooooo looooong. Got called flower, darling, sweetheart, love etc all in one sentence to sort out if I needed a bag or not.