Dave The Cactus

I am a cactus and my name is Dave. I currently work as the announcer for JHAMS at Redeemer Lutheran. I love porcupines and hugs. Also, Jesus is my bro.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

JHAMS lock-in is tonight!! You can still sign up. The fun starts at 7pm and ends at 8am. See you all there.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus The first cactus to go to the moon hasn't been there yet. We're working on it.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Don't worry, I'll be back from my vacation by the next JHAMS this Wednesday. Hope to see you all there.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Hope everyone has had a good summer, but don't forget JHAMS starts this Wednesday! Bring friends for Action Night! It's going to be the best

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

7-9 grade camp leaves TOMORROW at 1PM. It's not too late to sign up or invite your friends.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Great job Blue with the win. Also, although JHAMS is over for the year, don't forget to go to summer camp. #SetApart2015

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus if a cactus was a whale, then it would weigh the same as a whale. But then it wouldn't be a cactus. #deep?

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Do you like summer camp? Then make sure you come to JHAMS tonight. #SetApart2015

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Hey, if you have a video of the cactusfactus or a cool JHAMS story from this year, tweet it at me or post it on the JHAMS page on Facebook.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus cacti are the best swimmers, only when water is not involved. #BetterThanPhelps

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Last night of the Be Attitudes series! I hear we got a bomb speaker lined up, so make sure you're there. @supergingerface

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus most cacti don't believe in drinking smoothies. No one really knows why. That's just the way it is.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus don't give a cactus a balloon pet. That's just rude.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus sometimes, cacti gel their spikes into a Mohawk. It usually doesn't work very well.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Are you hungry? Are you thirsty? Come to JHAMS and learn how to be filled, but not in a traditional way.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

#cactusfactus When ever it snows, cacti fill themselves with hot chocolate to stay warm. It's my favorite thing to do in winter. #ChocoTummy

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Don't forget JHAMS tonight (in like an hour). I hear some guy named Nathan is giving the teaching. Does he even go here?

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Just a reminder, there is no JHAMS tonight. But there is an Ash Wednesday service. So come hang with Jesus.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

I'm glad to be back from my vacation. I loved seeing all the JHAMS smiling faces.

[Dave The Cactus @cactdave]

Action night tonight, bring non-perishables and be ready to play some games. #TeamColors