Ron

I do jokes good but also sometimes bad.
I roll my own cigarettes.

[Ron @CadaverDick]

Popeye's chicken lasted longer than roe v wade... gawd bless murica
#RoeVsWade

[Ron @CadaverDick]

I guess conservatives weren't making enough progress on a giant wall and just decided to make the country as undesirable as possible... They're nailing it!

#RoeVWade #gunsareforpussies

[Ron @CadaverDick]

Every time I sit down to play call of duty I end up forgetting that I wanted to play call of duty... Which is good because it never loaded.

#CallofDuty

[Ron @CadaverDick]

The entirety of my Xbox storage space is dedicated solely to call of duty yet I can never play it and still get this bullshit popping up...
#modernupdate #refundmymoney #CallofDuty

[Ron @CadaverDick]

@CallofDuty @elgato Ya games are trash

[Ron @CadaverDick]

@CallofDuty Y'all owe me money!

[Ron @CadaverDick]

@CallofDuty I'd like a full refund please !

[Ron @CadaverDick]

If your baby is on fire you must put it out immediately! No, it can't wait until later!

#LifeLessons

[Ron @CadaverDick]

@CallofDuty I would actually like to celebrate the holiday season by playing this game consistently for more that 15 at a time without rebooting or errors or updates or missing data packs but what do I know I only paid money for it.

[Ron @CadaverDick]

Trying to play call of duty modern update and I'm missing data packs.... I have NEVER been able to rely on my ability to just play this game.

#CallOfDuty

[Ron @CadaverDick]

@CallofDuty Where y'all got them missing data packs at ?

[Ron @CadaverDick]

You ever get high and have to take a shit,

then get to the bathroom and some how you forget why you're in there

and then write this tweet ?

#poop #Wednesdayvibe

[Ron @CadaverDick]

How is veterans day even a holiday if veterans still have to go to work ?
This is bullshit, the discount at Applebee's isn't enough!

#VeteransDay2021

[Ron @CadaverDick]

The whole ass summer just felt like a Sunday that got away from me.

[Ron @CadaverDick]

A 90s style action movie about a guy who works at a deli called
"Pastrami and Die"

[Ron @CadaverDick]

Fire stick just gave me that upgraded version of hulu that plays audio only, no distracting visuals for this guy!

[Amber Flannery Field tour guide @AmericasComic]

GOD: I want you to give a name for all the animals.
ADAM: ok. "Animals."
GOD: No, give a name to each of the animals
ADAM: that one's Dave.

[Ron @CadaverDick]

There a few things in this world that I hate more than math and musicals are all of them...
If you try to make me watch a musical I will shit in your living room!

[Ron @CadaverDick]

Holy fuck Olympic speed walking looks like a bunch of assholes trying not to shit themselves on the way to the toilet

[Ron @CadaverDick]

I don't think sharks would be that scary of they didn't have teeth and were smaller.

#SharkWeek2021 #HotTake