jamie cadman

retired father of 3 existing on a diet of family joy and cynicism with a tinge of alcohol.

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

With @smokiesandwine .... They are kicking it on the dance floor!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

#TheWorldSnookerChampionship @WeAreWST wu yize.... christened the "JizBomb" after last nights outrageous display of clean potting @smokiesandwine

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@robwalkertv in @thethreetuns.sheffield on your recommendation. Lucky to get in, your name is toilet. They are sticking donna Summer on the turntable as a way of an apology. #goodvibes @WeAreWST

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@MartinDowden_ sorry pal, but with this (edited for space) quote on BBC, what game were you watching?... "Chances fell to both sides. Rangers often looked the more likely but James Forrest came close with a strike off the underside of the bar." ... "More likely"??

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@JamesMelville @sdceltic1 Why?

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@CNICK_Official @teslaownersSV This is the enamel after I repaired myself using black metal epoxy. Works great and it's tougher than your mum's elbow skin. Pass this to your "high quality" manufacturing dept so they can reconsider using shitty plastic insert!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@CNICK_Official @teslaownersSV Note: I paid the £35 because I loved how the product worked and I assumed the Ebony to Enamel upgrade would be more robust, as advised by you. I refused the £25 Enamel replacement because I then realised your products are made of black tofu!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@dcwhatwhat @claudeai Possibly patio doors or a velux?

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@SpainInTheArse @CNICK_Official Fingers crossed for you with regards to yours surviving normal human use... as I loved using it!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@CNICK_Official @MyTeslaMoonship So, @CNICK_Official will replace a bracelet, but not 2 rings I had (wood & enamel)... Both well within warranty! Horrible customer service.

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@CNICK_Official should've saved their money and reinvested in fixing their product as they fall to bits within weeks. Warranty is product malpractice. Avoid like the plague.

[Tesla Owners Silicon Valley @teslaownersSV]

.@theXtakeover requires many systems to function, but one of the major reasons we're able to host it is because of the incredible sponsors!

To everyone from @hahayes (this year's Presenting Sponsor), to @CNICK_Official who flew halfway around the world, we thank you all!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

Do not purchase the @CNICK_Official ring. I had both the teak & enamel. Payment works excellent but wood fell to pieces in 8 weeks. Enamel took 6 months to fall to pieces. Normal day wear. Attitude to warranty replacement is beyond pathetic, "faulty due to daily wear"?!

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@rickygervais Can't make it I'm afraid. @simplemindscom in @LuccaSummerFest a better option for us! #Hailhail 💚

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

Be very very careful when you take phone insurance out with @backmarket .Their insurance partner, Evy, will do everything to avoid fixing your phone. They do not do what's advertised. #scam Lie like a pro when filling out claim form. #horrible #fraud

[Farrukh @implausibleblog]

Tim Farron, "The unpleasantness about this debate is only matched by the lack of proper information" #BBCQT

"85% of refugees settle in the country next to where they come from"

"The French take 3x more refugees than we do"

"The Germans take 4x more refugees than we do"

"If you put us back in the European Union, we are 19th in the league table when it comes to the number of refugees we take per capita"

"Do we need deterrents? Yes. The best deterrents is competence. If we assess people when they arrive - and they are not illegal immigrants - they are people seeking asylum.. From Sudan.. Afghanistan.. Iran.. Syria.. 90%+ turn out to be genuine refugees"

"If we have a competent government, and we haven't had one, let's see about this one.. And you assess them quickly.. And return the ones that are not refugees"

"That is your deterrent"

"Rwanda was a waste of money.. If they spent that money on case workers we could have processed these people, returned the ones that weren't refugees in a humane way, and let th eones who are genuine refugees, become British, pay their taxes, be part of our country, and we should be proud to admit them"

Very well said @timfarron 👏

[jamie cadman @caddersteros]

@SHendry775 knew I should've copyrighted those t-shirts at crucible in 2018! #wearewst