Madelyn Carlson

know more about the world than you did yesterday. and along the way, lessen the suffering of others. she/they

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

I sexually identify as the unnecessary violin solo at the end of Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard

[Public Universal 4AD Labelmate @anthroposcream]

turning the chicago river green is less impressive when you're from iowa because we're constantly doing that to our waterways through the overfertilization of cyanobacteria

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@anthroposcream Young Gina Gershon was so hot

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@anthroposcream Zenni! https://t.co/drrfwYPJ9o

[Z is maybe back🍉🕊️ @prfctnonsense]

A thread of hailey beibers outfits she used to cover up her pregnancy

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

You ever seen Cadet Kelly? Hilary Duff did 9/11

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

Can’t believe Stanley cups contain lead, explains a lot of white lady behavior

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@insultsrare I’m not racist, but I’m a bit biased and I’m a little bit of an idiot

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@reddskyy_ Looked it up so you don’t have to: they have a daughter named Rumble Honey and a son named Slim Easy 🙄

[Gritty is the Way @Gritty20202]

Eat the rich.

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

This is not a war. This is a genocide.

Post about Palestine like your life depends on it, because their lives depends on it.

Don't stop talking about Gaza. Push for a permanent ceasefire.

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

RT if from the river to the sea Palestine should be free

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@laahreng If I had had the experience of hearing this organically while listening to this paper I genuinely think I would have pissed myself laughing

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

$0 in her checking account, yet *refuses* to get a better job because hers is “easy” 😩😩 https://t.co/phqdPSWaFF

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@Jsquared_6 My brother got shingles all over his torso his freshman year of college! That sucks I’m so sorry 😢

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

Real talk, why did they make us read so many books about dogs dying in elementary school

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

It’s peak hydrangea season and I’m living for it

[Madelyn Carlson @cadelynmarlson]

@Bizar_Gomez

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

to anyone saying “just pay back your student loans” today, reminder this site is available to the public.