Cade

I write software

[Cade @cademtz]

@lauriewired IM RIGHT ONCE AGAIN

I HAD A FREAKOUT LAST WEEK BECAUSE OF SENILE LINUX EDITORS
https://t.co/gfwx7jHd9g

[Cade @cademtz]

Linux users and devs have their heads stuck in dirt. Every terminal editor is a Vim clone. File tree? None. Normal keybinds and mouse selection? Nah. Any menus on screen? ZERO.

See this? Your terminal editor should behave like this, mouse input included. Nobody has made one yet

[Cade @cademtz]

I could make this too. Give me 2 months and it will be perfect. It'll do exactly what's needed: push some text around and execute commands.

I'm already capable of working entirely over SSH, but your inbred vim clones make this so much slower than necessary. I don't have TIME

[Cade @cademtz]

Please God, Buddha, Muhammad, SOMEONE, give me an editor that is not Vim. Give me an editor with high-information density. I want my filetree, editor, and terminal visible all at once. I want buttons on screen, I want mouse input, I want an editor that works over SSH

[Cade @cademtz]

Vim *has* a filetree (:Lex) with mouse input and it's spazzy. Want a resizeable terminal below? Nah mate, it'll prevent the filetree from opening files. Duh!

And Vim's typical editing controls cannot be configured away nicely. I just want a low-memory alternative to VSCode's SSH

[Cade @cademtz]

We have the screen space for it. 1920x1080. A glorious 2 million pixels. Why am I stuck looking at a giant black screen that requires me to learn some arbitrary input/command sequence for actions that only require my mouse and my eyeballs in a typical app

[Cade @cademtz]

Vim *has* a filetree (:Lex) with mouse input and it's spazzy. Want a resizeable terminal below? Nah mate, it'll prevent the filetree from opening files. Duh!

And Vim's typical editing controls cannot be configured away nicely. I just want a low-memory alternative to VSCode's SSH

[Cade @cademtz]

Linux users and devs have their heads stuck in dirt. Every terminal editor is a Vim clone. File tree? None. Normal keybinds and mouse selection? Nah. Any menus on screen? ZERO.

See this? Your terminal editor should behave like this, mouse input included. Nobody has made one yet

[Cade @cademtz]

Linux users and devs have their heads stuck in dirt. Every terminal editor is a Vim clone. File tree? None. Normal keybinds and mouse selection? Nah. Any menus on screen? ZERO.

See this? Your terminal editor should behave like this, mouse input included. Nobody has made one yet

[Cade @cademtz]

@trellosupport There is no option to open bugs for Trello.
Should I reach out via "Explore Community"?

[Cade @cademtz]

@trello Can you fix the kerning? It's uncomfortably close. Specifically between 'c' and 'l'.

[Cade @cademtz]

This stain pops up on every website if you're not using Chrome. It's really t*cking me off, like they know.

like, retweet, comment and subscribe if you agree

[Cade @cademtz]

Slowly engineering myself into a corner by inventing The Race Condition Machine, which is my only solution to another problem: race conditions

[Cade @cademtz]

Themes don't work on the official W3C drafts website, on any browser 😭

[Cade @cademtz]

A PDF alternative is so easy: Bundle HTML + media in a ZIP file.

Put me on a standards committee.

[Cade @cademtz]

if u think about it, phones and pcs are just magnifying glasses.

the screen makes the microscopic data big enough to see.
that is its only purpose.

[Cade @cademtz]

Full stack engineer

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

Remembering the guy who made a chicken sandwich truly from scratch (including growing the wheat for the bread etc) and found it took 140 hours of labor over six months

[Cade @cademtz]

My body is a machine that turns living chickens into JavaScript and other useless excrement

[Cade @cademtz]

You can deobfuscate this code by compiling it and then de-compiling the binary with IDA/GHIDRA.

[Artur Chakhvadze @norpadon]

Why do C programmers always obfuscate their code? Are they trying to save space? Do they have to pay for each letter? Are they using some trial version of GCC that doesn't allow actual words in variable names?

[Cade @cademtz]

GoDaddy won't sell it to me but I think I deserve it. Someone needs to talk to these "organisations"

[Cade @cademtz]

OMG .int is a top-level domain??
Where can I buy

[Cade @cademtz]

OMG .int is a top-level domain??
Where can I buy

[Cade @cademtz]

@__phantomderp LMAO I guess this was his job and he couldn't figure out the bindings
https://t.co/PQLfHcSPR6

[Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus @__phantomderp]

I do enjoy the implication that if I continue to write C and C++, the government won't use my software to murder brown people.

It's a very nice thought.

[Cade @cademtz]

Me and @invokecoley

[⁎⁺˳✧༚ 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒 🎀💛💙🇺🇦💙💛 @hot_girl_spring]

we grabbed the same sticker (at kotlinconf) at the same time and he was mesmerized by my milkmaid sundress and sandals + toe rings and because i'm socially inept i took it as him signalling that i could have the sticker
but then he was like uh no that's my sticker
and i was like ummmmm no it's mine actually
then we started fighting and it started raining and then we kissed and made love under the jetbrains box

this hasn't happened yet but it's how i'm imagining it will go down