Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus

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[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

My standard answer for this used to be “use a password manager” but now all the commercial ones are selling backdoors to everyone with a credit card, instead of just FBI, CIA and Mossad, while the open sourced ones are getting vibe coded into oblivion.

[bebzebk (coms open) @bebzebk]

danger room training

[Cinnamonrug 🫧🔥 @Cinnamonruguwu]

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[Ujico*/Snail's House @ujicosnail]

I AM OFFICIALLY A FATHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶👶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[twerk 4 kirk @bigsnugga]

thats what the hippie movement was

[Björkus 'No time_t to Die' Dorkus @__phantomderp]

How long into living with black mold does it have to be until it starts to mess with you?

[System of a Clown ($0/$50) @LiveLavL0ve]

Once, at a friend's sleepover comprised of me pre-transition, 4 black or biracial women, and 1 super drunk white boy, @ around 9 pm he sat up, looked around, and asked "where did everyone else get a cool hat? 🥺"

[nyara @nyaraVT]

@neevin Sorry that my words hurt your IDF feelings, but nothing I said was toxic.

There is no reason for me to tolerate the intolerant and I won’t commit the sin of empathy for you pearl clutching, whiny, miserable snowflakes.

[Teddy🐶🔜FUR EH @bearsockz]

home cooked meal

[worm @catboyworm]

“are you good in bed?” yeah i can sleep for 20 hours straight

[guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁 @guyfelicella]

As a former addict, I can tell you this tweet is funnier than most people realize.
We forgot family dinners, court dates, jobs, and plenty of promises we made ourselves.
The drugs were the one thing we didn't forget. 🤣

[Lee Hepner @LeeHepner]

Jared Polis just vetoed the strongest surveillance pricing bill in the country.

His career will be over soon, and our work is just beginning.

[Ben Eales @ben_eales]

notice the wording of 'fully generative AI shots', which directly swerves whether shots simply contain genAI with a strawman. this is a very intentional ploy because they're scared of losing your revenue lmao

[k @316Kenzie]

why do white people “need a slur” for everything

[Summer Lee @SummerForPA]

The anti-genocide caucus grows. It indeed remains good policy and good politics!

[Roviahc 로비악 (Comms closed) @quahn06]

Happy Pride month!!!

[Null | Comms OPEN @NullVoxxed]

Pose gives Sonic Heroes Vibes I’m ngl