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[Dom Italiano @itsdomyoutube]

If I throw a pick into triple coverage and a subway ad pops up for a ham and cheese sandwich i'll light my xbox on fire

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"World Cup — who are you rooting for to win it all?"

Rep. Adriano Espaillat (D): "Mexico"

Darializa Chevalier (D): "Senegal"

[Pain.𝕏 @GBarca_]

This is pretty insane from the Americans

[tireless @Iwillnotdrink]

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE PARAGUAY IS

[Probably at DC’s @WhyWeDrinkHere]

Being the world’s most hated team in America’s 5th most popular sport

[Riley @Ri_S_OB]

HIT EM WITH A FOURTH GOAL SO THEY KNOW WE AINT SORRY

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Feli @pilludinho]

Los yanquis aprendieron a jugar al soccer

[. @tosinmm_]

Paraguay must have some oil hidden, the way the USA keeps attacking them.

[✰ @DarrylRMFC]

spent the whole week trolling USA fans saying they’re only good at the NFL and NBA, just for them to start moving like 2016-2017 Madrid on my tv screens

[🦆 @cookinquack]

USA WORLD CUP MATCH
NBA FINALS
STANLEY CUP
OMAHA
UFC WHITE HOUSE CARD

LETS HAVE A WEEKEND 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸 🦅 🇺🇸

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

[SWAMPIST @Swampist]

Freddy if you're coming to New Orleans, make sure you stop by my house so I can give you guns

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Buffalo Wild Wings and watching the opening match of the World Cup😍

[QBgami @QBgami]

The Germans are revering Taco Bell.
The Swedes are dumbfounded by ranch.
The English have discovered the sun.

Just wait until the Europeans look up and see this ahead of Tunisia-Uzbekistan.

[Cleveland Browns @Browns]

To Cleveland, From Joel

A farewell to the #DawgPound as @JoelBitonio announces his retirement from the NFL: https://t.co/bKMZcVX4jX

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

HERE WE GO! Hemos enviado un fax al @FCBarcelona_es con nuestra oferta de traspaso: 4 entradas para el concierto de Bad Bunny de mañana, una suscripción anual al ABC y una bolsa de pipas. Esperamos ansiosos la respuesta para preparar el ‘announce’.

[LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo]

Carter Bryant you just gained a fan in me 💯