pat mccahon

beach rat, gym rat, bar rat..... enough said

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@kanyewest are you connecting with me right now? I feel it. That’s why i sent this

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean No, because i don’t want the people working right now to think it’s directly their fault. It’s not. It’s just fake value

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean you say room service is available 24/7. This is not true… you claim to be to be the best services.. not able to get room services now…. I understand a wait, but not even being able to place an order!!!!

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean oh look, it says available now… and you can not use it…. This has been every cruise in royal i have been on! Stop selling 24/7 if it is really not realistic… i really do hate it

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean Look thru my history with royal.. i have tried to spend my money to use thru a credit card.. not worth it!!!

Look thru it!

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean I do not believe this is a real person. Plus it doesn’t matter at this point.

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean If this is a real person, who has cruised.. then you know what i mean…

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean Have you ever cruised???

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean Anyways,even if it’s not a real person, i just thought royal was better

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean I don’t believe it.

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@RoyalCaribbean Doesn’t matter to AI

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@adamcarolla ace man!

Can we please be just text buddies?

Message me your number.

I am a 46 year old dude who would like to swap funny ideas… that’s all.

I live in Orlando, Florida. So we will never actually come across each other and have an awkward moment.

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@SusieEssman I’m rewatching “broad city” and you steal the show every time you are on in it!!! Just wanted to tell you!

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@lildickytweets he ever u come to Orlando, and if u need a ride front he airport to wherever. Please message me.

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@realjknoxville and i will debate ANYONE!

that
“Bad Grandpa” is a film that should be shown to everyone!

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@realjknoxville yo, I will debate anyone that you are one of the most famous people in the world…..

[pat mccahon @cadillacpat]

@GregFitzShow dude, i love your comedy! Please come back to Orlando!