caelan

LinkedIn influencer hate account || UH alum (she/her)

[caelan @caelan333]

The sexual tension between you and the car that keep passing each other on the 3 hour drive between Houston and Austin

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@mytmmyhrts Didn’t ur sister go there?

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@mytmmyhrts Me when I went to a 6am yoga sculpt class last week

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@mytmmyhrts @sdur97 I saw her live tweet this and can confirm the transition was real and uncalled for

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@mytmmyhrts But your man thinks ur pretty! Also if someone doesn’t, then they’re dumb

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@mytmmyhrts Filters

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@mytmmyhrts I wanna be a rich park slope brownstone girly so bad

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@mytmmyhrts I hate to agree with you but it was meant for him

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@mytmmyhrts As an American Jew and a granddaughter of holocaust survivors and no connection to Israel, I don’t understand how others can’t see what’s really happening?!?! Where is the critical thinking?!!?

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@mytmmyhrts 😮maybe tummy issues plague plague those who have been historically persecuted in Egypt

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@mytmmyhrts He’s part Jewish, we should’ve seen this coming. We’re notorious for the tummy problems

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@Robs_Gonzo Yes. First 2 seasons were great! Fun but keeps on you on the edge. v excited for season 3

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@mytmmyhrts @davidcanas_ Also agree

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@mytmmyhrts Yaaaa that’s what I’m thinking

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@mytmmyhrts I think those are cards not books

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@mytmmyhrts Ok so now u can float the river is what I’m hearing

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@mytmmyhrts Damn was looking forward to your trip to Denver

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@employedrat I COULD NOT AGREE MORE! NOW IS NOT THE TIME!

[caelan @caelan333]

official miami hater

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@employedrat Wtf men are weirdos

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@employedrat Dislike I’m scared