🚨 Caesar Salad Police 🚨

she/her

[angie @teaxtarot]

OCD feels like you constantly forgot something and also you’re going to be arrested because of it

[𐚁 Higganat’l Playas Pod @normonce]

Having a capri suit on but STILL wearing your signature fishnet tights combo for a 3 minute performance is so perfectioníst Beyoncé

[ً @artfuIchaos]

so sexy of me to keep going

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

after my lip liner has rubbed off just stop talking to me

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

when it’s hot summer nights mid july and you have nobody to be forever wild with and you’re lowkey depressed as fuck

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

and to my grandkids i leave 64 playlists i curated based on a specific feeling or experience

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

Having a woman’s address & apologizing with words is comical

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

My dream relationship is one where I can be a princess and a dictator at the same time

[‏ٰ @memesbyfavour]

i’m not crazy baby this is passion

[miss gurl @shes_rADIAnt]

I could never date someone who doesn’t think Beyonce is supreme excellence. Like I don’t even wanna be friends with anybody like that. Yuck!

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

1. I am a genius
2. There is not a single thing I don’t excel at
3. Cigarettes will never hurt me
4. I know what you did
5. I don’t experience withdrawal
6. I want to go swimming

[mayank @maynkydvv]

i think questions are more romantic than compliments

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Joan Didion, every day is all there is

[︎︎ s @saeioura]

i could never be a gambler i just spent money on pastries that weren’t even that good and my chest started to hurt

[🦪 @marygaitspill]

they dont wanna tell you this but you can gain sovereignty over your body again and sever psychological attachments if you just put on some music and dance alone in your room

[NRB @vivrantny]

I’m getting so close and intimate with the people who actually love me and want the best for me and there is so much distance rn between me and people who should have never been in my life. I absolutely LOVE that for me.

[ọrẹ @orethebrave]

i'm a non-practicing romantic