Paul Bufano, City Ent

Currently touring the American Southwest on my lifelong journey to discover the nation's Best Public Toilet

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new kind of therapy but it's just everyone doing this with each other all of the time

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i’ve been off social media for most of the last month and i have no idea what’s going on with kanye west and i couldn’t be happier

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@BriTheMorrigan @yallmindifiAHHH i can’t believe you’ve been plotting against me this whole time

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February 14th is my own personal January 6th

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“lol haha birds aren’t real”

oh, cool. what other aspects of your personality have you culled directly from reddit?

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@ReallyLoudFart @TophCoins need me a freak like her fr

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@TophCoins @ReallyLoudFart it’s a really good movie, much darker than you expect it to be tho

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@Grayjax i’ve been sitting here trying to do this for a minute now, it’s wild how brains just don’t be working sometimes

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@Grayjax i just said it 6 times

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@TokyoDilf but for real tho! Perry Ellis 360 Red, Black, and White are all really good and super cheap on the cologne spectrum.

but also what the FUCK!?

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@TokyoDilf i saw the Perry Ellis 360 in the thumbnail and was like “ayy that’s a really good series of colognes, especially for the price!” but then i got roughly 14 seconds in and i have no idea what to say anymore

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@FruitKace https://t.co/fpd59LZVsW

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@jamiattenberg junk food, drugs, and hiking in the woods - in that order

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to the surprise of absolutely fucking nobody, tonight i am not just sad, i am also lonely!

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@stevemur @Aaron__Wells @ProfEmilyOster pointing out a US policy failure as a gotcha to invalidate another US policy failure doesn’t make a good argument.

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every so often i remember how i started a new job & the only other trainee was this gorgeous woman my age & we clicked immediately & spent the week talking & laughing & then she quit bc the job sucked but she gave me her number before she left but i lost it by the time i got home

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i did cocaine in my CAD class and dropped acid during my Participation in Government class, but okay young one you’re special

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going to bed at 3:30 am with possibly an ear infection he’ll yeah

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apparently i am in a twitter list with 6 other accounts, the list is called “Running” and every other account is dedicated to running and most are from France.

i truly do it understand what i’m doing here.