✨️Spoop✨️

95% of my content is cat related, the other 5% is whining.

✨️nacho, horror, crochet, true crime, weird shit✨️

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

cat parents will hear their cat go "mrrrp" in a certain tone and be like "oh hold on my cat wants the heating pad turned on"

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

you can't miss a day on this website bro

[jessie @WitchWhoResists]

MY BABY IS HOME! WE FOUND HER AFTER 13 DAYS!

[Cooper Lawrence @CooperLawrence]

“Runaway brides” should be called “near Mrs.”

Thank you, this is why I have a PhD

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[✨️Spoop✨️ @caffeinecoldx]

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[Geoff @kwoade]

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[✨️Spoop✨️ @caffeinecoldx]

I did not realise the hype there was over this fella being released.

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

Anyone in my parents house at bedtime gets a cup of tea and a forehead kiss from my dad.

My brothers punk band is sleeping on the living room floor for a few nights to play a festival.

They are confused but accepting of this tradition.

[Hugh Laurie @hughlaurie]

Thanks for your critique, Janet. We actually tried a couple of episodes where House (Hugh Laurie) (please put the brackets in the right place) gets it right first time, but they were only 6 minutes long. NBC weren’t happy. Then we tried some where House never gets it right and the patient dies. The audience wasn’t happy.

One could apply your trenchant analysis to other art forms: JS Bach wrote 30 Goldberg variations on the same chord structure; Frida Kahlo painted 50 portraits of herself; Henry Moore, what??

The point is, or was, variations on a theme; if all you see is hospital, medical blah blah, then it wasn’t meant for you.

Nonetheless, I look forward to your first novel!

[✨️Spoop✨️ @caffeinecoldx]

Hanging out with my 1996 style Pikachu, watching ghosty youtube videos.

[z @meoww739]

.@HunterBiden I still don’t believe it’s really you running this account. Please reply with a video of you removing your shirt if you’re real

[jayribus @coldharbors]

asked hungry british coworker if he was so hungry he could eat a horse and he asked if i was referencing the tesco horsemeat scandal

[carrie @carriethefairyo]

I gate him in the kitchen at night because I don’t trust him to not chew things while I’m sleeping and every morning he acts like a prisoner

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cats will be like oh you're walking somewhere? no WE'RE walking somewhere. and i will get there first. where is 'there' btw

[Izzy @losemeotw]

Hunter Biden summer

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

its gonna be a Hunter Biden summer (staying away from crack and reminding others that nobody is perfect and everyone makes mistakes)

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

…so why haven’t you. plenty of babies and children are currently up for adoption, and instead of adopting them you’ve opted to virtue signal in a way that dog piles on a young couple for making the smartest decision for themselves and their potential baby.

bringing a child into the world that you knowingly cannot care for is infinitely worse than whatever you people (delusionally) think of abortion. enough.

[DOJA CAT @DojaCat]

hey elon if u see this please put the audio post feature back on here. Thanks, u frog build looking bitch. Barrel chested ewok u look like u eat sand.

[Leah Dionne @leahdionne__]

Babe wake up, another photo of a British figurehead looking terrified in a car just dropped