Catherine Lindsley

Sales and Event Planner for Woods' Silver Fleet. Graduate from NTU. Foodie. Drinker.

[Catherine Lindsley @caffween]

@OllieLowe1994 How was the old guy? The speed that some cyclists go through is scary!

[Aidan James @mcandidate]

checking insta stories for the bad roast pics like

[Catherine Lindsley @caffween]

@InstagramComms @instagram Been disabled for no apparent reason! I can't access my account, all I've got is this spinning wheel of doom

[Catherine Lindsley @caffween]

@OllieLowe1994 😱

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

The 2022 John Lewis ad will be a family burning their belongings for heat and to cook a rat for Christmas dinner while sadly looking at a photo of grandad who sacrificed his life for a packet of value pasta as a breathy slow version of ‘Things Can Only Get Better’ by D:Ream plays

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

A reminder, should you be in need of a smile, that eggs were once called ‘cacklefarts’, penguins were known as ‘arse-feet’, umbrellas as ‘bumbershoots’, and sausages as ‘bags of mystery’ because you never quite know what’s in them.

[póilín @poilination]

Idk how to explain this but George Ezra is the Michael Bublé of summer

[NY Sports Sufferer @Saquon_Gleyber]

This girl had the whole section rooting for her bottle flip

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

i don’t care how old you are, summer break should be for everyone. no work, just popsicles and slip n slides

[Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social @TobyonTV]

all the Elizabeth Line trains should have her face on the front like Thomas the Tank Engine

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Forced birth in a country that refuses to protect children from being murdered at school.

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

After winning £184,262,899 on the euro millions, UK couple The Shearings say they are going to splash out by having their heating on all weekend.

[Elizabeth Banks ❄️ @ElizabethBanks]

Pro-life, my ass.

[Laura Maria Motta @guttersniper]

Was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check out this text from my sister!” He showed me his phone and it said, “Do not, under any circumstances, get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.” Men, if you are in a position to do this, DO THIS.

[Louisa Davies @LouisaD__]

just witnessed an ice cream man’s funeral and all the ice cream vans came and followed in solidarity I AM SOBBING

[Sanjeev Bhaskar💙 @TVSanjeev]

Hey @UberUK If I cancel an Uber I’m charged a cancellation fee. But if your drivers accept then cancel, twice in my case tonight, there’s no consideration at all. It might be someone vulnerable or a woman travelling alone. Do your drivers just chase a higher fee? Is that policy?

[THE LUCKIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD ✨ @itszoedadon]

At some point we gotta have an Olympics where all the drugs in the world are legal. I’m tryna see how fast mfs can go.