Carina 🎀

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[Farzad 🇺🇸 🇮🇷 @farzyness]

Whoever designed this needs to be fired immediately:

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

Taco Bell < Taco Bell at 1 am while pregnant

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

My man my man my man

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

Probably made you wanna kill me on everything

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

Can’t imagine when your girls gave you that news

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

Probably made you wanna pour bleach on everything

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

I WANT A PHYSICAL FUCKING MENU AT A RESTAURANT. NONE OF THIS QR CODE BULLSHIT

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I can’t process this.

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[Mike Posner @MikePosner]

on my 26th birthday, i wrote I Took A Pill in Ibiza...11 years ago. The song became popular several years after i wrote it.
This year I celebrated my 37th birthday. I feel proud to look at the song lyrics and know that NONE of them are true anymore. I've grown into a completely new man...one that i'm proud of. check this out...

[Romy @Romy_Holland]

i once worked as a live-in nanny for 3 small kids in hawaii. the parents were burnt out and didn’t really like parenting. they had 2 nannies covering 7am-8pm 7 days a week. the dad worked a few hours a day and the mom didn’t work.

years later i saw the dad had started a blog about parenting and financial independence. in the blog he said that self-employment was important to him bc it allowed him to spend all of his time with his kids. he said that in over a decade of parenting, he’d never so much as hired a babysitter for his kids.

anyway, there’s a good chance ppl trying to sell you some lifestyle thing are lying thru their teeth.

[Abaddon @DamienXavierSix]

Just like they fed you that knuckle sandwich

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

My husband just told me if I ever cheat on him he’ll kill him . And I responded with “wait that kinda turns me on though” 😍

[nova @comfypill]

scrolling twitter because tiktok is gone but every tweet is about tiktok

[𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐲 🃏 is reading GOT @playym8te]

i wonder what they laughing at on tik tok rn.

[Iamcleo @korectiion]

I done refreshed Instagram 10 times already & ain’t laughed once

[liah @jugwoos]

yall think non americans on the app talking shit rn

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

@berrnabee DO YOU SEE THE THIRTYS CREEPING UP ?! Happy birthday my dude !!!

[Carina 🎀 @cafiina]

Why is it kinda hot when my husband tells me no 🥵😂