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App so old they won’t let me like tweets anymore

[☄️ @Aatishfishann]

to be loved is to be seen

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

sometimes food is yucky and sometimes food is yummy

[Old Man Rattle @OldRattleMan]

dude put down the jalapeños bruh those are caliente

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

4 burgers. #notenough #yum

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I stand erected

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Let's normalize something amazing

[white akon @0zempicG0d]

Im half Chinese half Asian

[Jordan @mr_certainly]

People are complicated. Or they’re not. I honestly just have no clue

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

That was ten smiles ago. Move on

[Notecard @cafthinks]

It’s about time for me to take my yearly Myers Briggs personality test

[lewis @Lewiswbt1]

Oh great, you've thought of a sentence that uses every letter of the alphabet. Too bad it perpetuates harmful stereotypes about dogs and foxes. I hope it was worth it

[Notecard @cafthinks]

We should ban people being too reactive in the movie theatre. Except for when I am high

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

Im battling with my flesh

[Notecard @cafthinks]

Day 2 no Instagram. Not only do I feel better than everyone, but

[Blight Yoakam @BlightYoakam]

Suckingham Phallus

[crittur @miwwmiu]

Long time no pee

[zane firehammer @killlikebutton]

My toothtunes just played a cuss word in my mouth

[Mr Before Turning The G​un On Himself 🇵🇸 @gay_horse420]

I have very long eyelashes and when I blink it sounds like bink bink bink. I'm very curvacious and voluptuous. I'm smoking a reaally long cigarette it's like 3 or four miles long, and my breats.. well you dont even want to know

[intercogg. @danghentschel]

How to hold a squirrel accountable

[Miserable Hog @sadhog12]

Try the poop darling it's dashing