Last week my grandparents went to the Chinese restaurant and my grandma looks up after reading her fortune to see my grandpa eating the entire cookie, fortune and all 😭😭😭
Fins Up! Over 500lbs and a 90 minute fight! I respect and honor that fish. (When we catch a big Tuna we sell the remainder to Nantucket Fresh Catch, a local Seafood co owned by a retired commercial fisherman on the island. It's then sold to retail shops and restos. All local.)
ladies you have $15 to spend on the perfect man
$300 - works out
$200 - smart
$400 - smells nice
$70 - has a job
$2 - always carries a hammer
$2 - never blinks
$1 - wears a helmet
$10 - named Pete
$500 - nice family
I’ll never understand bfast club...mostly bc I love sleep! But humbled and honored that so many people come to hang with me on these insane mornings! Especially amazing when they dress up as ME??!! Lol.