caiden

[emgracedawg @emgracedawg]

hey sorry i was being a bitch i always do that any time i feel like it randomly

[whatthefelk @whattheFELK]

I don’t want kids but I’d love an epidural

[Isha Thorpe @IshaThorpe]

Correct

[ava 🇵🇸 @wownicebuttdude]

should i be sexy sleepytime tea bear for halloween

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Kristin Chirico @KristinChirico]

Have you heard Fleetwood Mac though

[Victoria @Victoriagdk]

Tom Brady spent two months with his children and decided he’d rather be hit be 300 pound linemen, and I think that tells me everything I need to know about having kids

[bree @breefrmtx]

When I remember to cancel my subscription before the free trial is over

[sharjil rasool @sharjilrasool]

dolly parton funding new masks called worKN95

[kyle elizabeth ❤️‍🔥🌙 @kylekerch]

i love how taylor swift now owns the month of august in addition to july 9th and everyone’s 22nd birthday

[Graydon Gordian @MrGordian]

Drake working Antetokounmpo into a line is gonna be tricky but he’ll figure out something.

[prance @bocxtop]

this olivia rodrigo album so good im making up dudes from highschool and getting mad at them

[rachel coster @rach4_thestarz]

If you have an amazing vibe it’s ok to be late to work

[annie @thisyearsgurl]

microdosing being a milf by eating a bowl of strawberry special k

[yong @spaghetti_2005]

Born too late to be Vine famous born too early to be TikTok famous, born just in time to graduate into a pandemic and not qualify for a stimulus check

[bri @dummybri]

gay son or thot daughter? idc as long as i’m a milf