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i need a cigarette and a large dr. pepper | 21

[Elsie @Meelsie143]

the “everyone gets ice cream” vs “endless diarrhea” meme is more real every day

[dio / hunter ᵔᴗᵔ COMMS OPEN @lnnysummrs]

been feeling like this guy lowk

[🫀the snoopifier @vulvarinepool]

Just made this logo for a monster girl themed smoke shop in an invincible alt universe that only exists in my head and realized I’m lowk top contender for the shit nobody cares about award

[Shad @shadisntfunny]

This genuinely might be the funniest fighting game clip Ive ever seen I've been crying

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

"Your witty wordplay based on the prompt is admirable, but I've deployed a vulgar slur for my answer. That appears to be Quiplash, Mr. Bond."

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

"scientists don't want you know" is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[august @regularaugust]

I’ve been saying “Pickle down Rickonomics” basically every day since I read it on here

[july🐝 @pitfreak_]

good morning

[zaine 💭 @confetticke]

Tiktok users are getting smarter.

[keegan @FranziaMom]

having smoked, vaped, chewed nicotine gum, and Zyn’d at various points in my life, the only one that feels remotely life-giving is cigarettes

[ursa🦎 @gothbabooshka]

if u r a woman u need to grow out of the "people pleaser" thing and u need to learn not to fear being called selfish/lazy/rude

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[❥ hazel ︻デ═一 @BluebriarArts]

white moms when their child grows up to be an individual human person instead of a perfectly trained and obedient servant

[Alicia🦎👁‍🗨🪐🌘 ⬛️ (Doctor) @hollowearthterf]

Translation: these women make more money than I’ll ever be able to earn and that makes my peepee sad 😔

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

A Texas woman got an abortion. So Texas police used 83,000 Flock cameras to track her down. 83 THOUSAND!! They aren't using these cameras to track down rapists, pedophiles, or traffickers. They're not using them to find your missing children. They're using them to throw women in jail for making choices about their own bodies, with OUR tax dollars.

[yolk @yolkkz]

nigga the king of cocksleeves