cail⋆

she does whatever she'd like!

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

My bad I didn’t realize Jordan Walker is chill as fuck

[dhwani @dhwanisaraiya_]

I’m thinking we do Home Run Derby in Philadelphia every year

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

im not on any dating apps. im on twitter and im on my couch

[Kate 🩷🍓☁️ @ifkate]

If I was one of the most successful career women ever, I would not invite a man who said that women should focus on being homemakers instead of career women to my wedding either.

[josh @joshypooper]

im so fed up can someone put a blanket over my cage

[. @KISST4R]

super fun to be a flirty pervert when you don’t really care for sex and you know you won’t let anyone hit

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

having a cat is fun because it's like a little mountain goat in your house oh hello you're on the fridge

[☆ (base)bail is a star ☆ @SICK0FMARSH]

IM BITCHES

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

You make my motor purr BITCCH!!

[beautiful woman @zooomettee]

Kristen Doute was 30 in season two of vanderpump rules #imgonnnabeokay

[char ᢉ𐭩 @alcdec]

doomscrolling on twitter feels so much more productive than doomscrolling on tiktok bc it’s like i’m basically reading

[madiiiii ⋆.˚⟡ ࣪ ˖ @madsdanae]

I’m like if a hopeless romantic was traumatized but also a pervert

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

I love John Kruk.

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

computa kill me

[julia @juumelo_]

I love daydrinking & watching sports & being beautiful

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Gabrielle @gabbilicious04]

establishing dominance by being the naked window neighbor

[assley titsdale @asslytitsdale]

where’s the dating app for going on walks and making out