Caili Christian (she/her)

Wannabe comedian and overly opinionated git. Recently crowned bitter, angry, feminist harpy 2018.

'She's an outspoken bitch'- Unknown Open-Mic 'Comedian' 2019.

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While we were sleeping the religious right got closer to creating their own version of "cancel culture".
Luckily we planned ahead for this...

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@daveanthony She stood soooo close to the door!

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@daveanthony are you hanging out online somewhere going live? Or do you have a livestream recommendation we can watch in Oz?

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@daveanthony What about Australian stuff?

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@daveanthony Can you go live? I'd rather listen to that

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@Peter_Fitz Damn right. Anger is still an emotion and this makes me Furious

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@daveanthony Really?

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Ok, THIS is my favourite so far

[Dow @mark_dow]

Harris rn killing a baby in his 78th year

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This is the first time he's mentioned helping people. 1.5 hours in.

#HarrisWalz2024

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@HarrisonVevo Well, the shakes are pretty good.

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@HarrisonVevo Oh, HE eats the Fillets? I couldn't work out why they were still on the menu

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"But aren't they all Abdul?" was all his mind could come up with

[Jack the Insider @JacktheInsider]

Abdul from the Taliban, Donald? Hibatullah Akhundzada is the Taliban boss #Debate2024

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@HarrisonVevo He hasn't earned maccas. He's on the "we have burgers at home" train

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"This........
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Former president"
Exactly how to use a pause

#HarrisWalz2024

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@WindsorMann To be fair, he'd already lost his mind

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@HarrisonVevo I'm honestly gobsmacked that he's even on this stage

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Honestly my fav one so far

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Trump's really pissed off tonight for someone who likes to get pissed on.

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@HarrisonVevo Nope. Never happen

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@HarrisonVevo She did balance, but only just

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“Putin likes me too.” #PresidentialDebate