Cailie

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity

[Cailie @cailieds]

"@9GAG: ABOUT F**KING TIME! #Zombieland2
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[meatshirt @prettysadmostly]

i believe in love i also believe in dolls coming to life at night

[Cailie @cailieds]

At the @CTICC for the Spar Trade Show, & smack bang in the middle of the food section #sohungry #killme #food

[Cailie @cailieds]

@michele_grobler @WhatTheFFacts well that ruined my fucking day *weeps*

[Cailie @cailieds]

@chivers_sa @theCHIVE it was awesome. I was better with the rifle :) would love to do it again. Only ever shot guns at home, not in a range

[Cailie @cailieds]

@chivers_sa @theCHIVE I shot off a rifle and handgun and didn't shoot anyone #win

[Cailie @cailieds]

@KyleWilliamLee @rickygervais is that the same attitude that can be used towards cancer?

[Daddy @LifeisSavage]

Shame man..Christian Audigier died age 57. He was the guy who created Von Dutch and Ed Hardy. Half of Joburg should be in mourning today

[Cailie @cailieds]

Well it's Friday and I could just fuck shit up #crushedit

[Cailie @cailieds]

@Bentz5000 or was it #OXBRAAI?

[Cailie @cailieds]

@Bentz5000 #TBThursday to #mycokefest2008?

[Cailie @cailieds]

@MiaSeaton I'll cut you

[Cailie @cailieds]

The ultimate test of patience in your new job is slow Internet @chivers_sa #KCCO

[Cailie @cailieds]

@twitter if you couldn't tell, I am internetlessness and I'm going to cut shut up @MiaSeaton you too, biatch #grrr

[Cailie @cailieds]

Just realized I haven't done my tax returns #fuckit #Sars #tax

[Cailie @cailieds]

@UberFacts how much sushi is that in relation to?

[Cailie @cailieds]

I'm a million % convinced parents are terrible drivers, it's been a week of no silly accidents caused by distracted drivers! @CapeTown

[Cailie @cailieds]

If u want to succeed as a @CapeTown small business owner, make sure the mountain is in ur logo. That way ur easily forgettable &unoriginal

[Cailie @cailieds]

Road Trip #gardenroute #roadtrip #handsome #justcouplethings #saturday #weekendaway https://t.co/OYBZOSHl8u

[Cailie @cailieds]

WiFi signal is weak in the bog :( #sadlootimes #IncredibleIndia