Cailyn Mann

[allie @Alex3seaq]

i’m so glad they didn’t ban tiktok

[lemon @thatbitchlemon]

canadian drag sisters: london and paris ontario

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Roses are red violets are blue minions are yellow

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Referring to heartwarming advice as “touching tips”

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[mayank @maynkydvv]

ppl who wake up and immediately start talking are crazy

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’ve been called weird and annoying but never unfunny or boring. let that sink in.

[Lezma she/her🦦🏝️🫧🥨🪺🐡 @dilemmafarms]

Sleeping with no stuffed animal as a 23 year old https://t.co/l62EARi0Yg

[✿emoly✿ @emhstnd]

seeing your straight male friend comment "🔥" on a woman's instagram post is like seeing your dog hump a stranger's leg

[َ @__Lily__pond]

August kinda feel like there’s a giant imaginary clock ticking on top of your head

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

I fixed it

[🪶🕷️ ♫⃠ @emongangsta]

It’s ok to be chopped at work

[Neet @neet_sol]

submitting job applications in 2026 is a lot like when you were younger and you’d write letters to Santa

[tex @texmeplease]

a kid at my school said lance armstrong only has one penis

[juggs reinhold @gfisworse]

this is one of the funniest things i've ever seen in my life

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what if the dead horse is beating me too

[The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews]

Last time posting this. Feels like we’re putting down the family dog.

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

Sorry for being such a bitch yesterday i havent had an ice cream cone in like 4 days

[✩ lovrgrl ✩ @earthtobry]

okay thanks 👍🏾