Cait Chock

running through hell // making jokes to survive

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I’m fine dying alone. All I want is, on my deathbed, someone to sidle up real close and whisper into my ear, “you were funny.”

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state of the word: fedex office supplies no longer trusts us enough to offer communal scissors in the copy center for fear we'll all stab each other

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my hs crush started posting baby stuff so finally hit that unfollow

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@scottmacs I can’t make my own life choices I surely can’t make yours

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Siri telling me to “proceed down Failing street” is too meta for my liking

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@scottmacs HAHHAHAHA THIS MADE ME ACTUALLY LOL I AM FAILING STREET

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*art and comedy are synonymous

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i do art cuz my brain fills up with thoughts like a clogged toilet and the creative release is my version of a plunger

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when i die i want my funeral to be a roast, open casket, tattoo gun on hand, and have everyone sign my carcass like a yearbook

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i love that my internet provider sent me an email thanking me for qualifying for their low income discount. basically, “thank you for being poor and here’s a little reminder that you are poor”

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@DennisCurlett Show divorcee

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kim possible regularly saving the world using just her brain and a crop top is wildly more impressive than any marvel character

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i’ll never remember ur name but i’ll always remember ur face, that ur left shoelace was untied, u blinked an abnormal amount which made me wonder if u were desperately looking to get away from me cuz i was annoying u, and u had a dog named Tyson

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someone wanted to stop and pet my dog, so i stop, they bend down, but my dog just dodges them, hot steps past them, and in that moment he was my hero. i wish i had the guts to evade unwanted social interactions with such confidence

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@SuddenlyRavi agreed. but i bet i can finish the arc and be forgotten in like 8 months

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i have a tupac shirt and three people have come up asking who is in my shirt. i’m old enough now i lived thru tupac dying, conspiracists vowing he was alive, confirming he died, and now he’s not recognizable on a graphic tee

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never understood cuffing season, sounds like looking for company cuz u’re lonely. i’m lonely but have plenty of company in the form of depression, anxiety, ocd, add…if anything i would like to uncuff for a season

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@monicaprelle @sheridan_pdf Thank you!!

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@d9monti @charliepurdue @LondonMarathon @JaneMonti1 I’m so very sorry, Charlotte!! Feel better and sending hugs❤️

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public enemy

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went on a journey to find myself and i wound up in aisle 7 in front of the pop-tarts