cait

hangry

[cait @caitgen]

my mom me drinking at
family events

[marisa @mawisafulgiewi]

my most controversial take is that billy crystal exudes more romance as mike wazowski than he does in when harry met sally

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

96. she was a kid

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If police officers like the one at my high school and the ones in Texas are too afraid to take on men with an A.R. 15 stop asking our teachers and students to do it.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

Just saw a kid in a t-shirt that said “Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts” and I gave him a respectful nod.

[cait @caitgen]

@LaurenMarie_27 loving that this alludes to canceled party plans but your plans were way better imho

[cait @caitgen]

gonna start making citizens arrests for cops who don’t use their blinker

[cait @caitgen]

@JetBlue it’s my mom’s bday she has been sitting on a plane for 3 hours going no where!!!! i’m mad at you

[kizzy @kiradavinasmith]

why do boys put on lip balm the way they do? i know you all know exactly what i mean

[america’s next top bottom @_bunnylouise]

You literally don’t have to start your sentence with “I’m no Kim K fan but..” to support her from being publicly abused. It’s literally not necessary.

[cait @caitgen]

@cannam0ntana OMG HELL YEAH

[chad @badboychadhoy]

sleep is for the weak? then I guess i’m a little baby bro. yeah I guess i’m a little sleepy little guy. a little snoozer. I guess i’m a little goo goo ga ga ass bitch then dude

[MATTMATT @MATTMATTRAYBEAM]

we need to stop saying “I don’t owe anyone anything” and “no one owes me anything” these aren’t values of our community. Individualism is not a value of our community. We owe each other care, consideration, shelter, warm meals, and check-ins. CARE is a value of our community.

[cait @caitgen]

SNOW DAY @dog_rates

[cait @caitgen]

examples include: the santa clause series, elf, fred claus

[cait @caitgen]

WHEN MOVIES HAVE ALL ADULTS WHO SAY SANTA IS NOT REAL BUT SANTA IS REAL THEN WHO DO THEY THINK IS DROPPING OFF RANDOM TOYS EVERY YEAR

[cait @caitgen]

it doesn’t add up.

[kelbin @pissboymcgee]

i don’t get sunday scaries. i’m terrified every day