Caitie

[Caitie @caitievorps]

Super proud nerd mom moment: Asked my 4 year old what it was called when the moon blocked the light from the sun, he said "That's called an eclipse and the shadow is an umbra."

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@GAIAAeneas This week is just like that lol my 12 year old and I both thought today was Friday 😆

[Caitie @caitievorps]

My oldest recently started learning how to crochet and her first question was "Do you think @slipknot likes to crochet?" 😂😂

[Caitie @caitievorps]

In the hotel room watching The Office while the kids watch Scooby Doo in another room 😌
My kind of vacation ❤️

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@GaiaSchaffner Same here ☀️
Debating on whether I should wear shorts or crop leggings 🤔😂

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@HenpeckedHal Started giving my kids an allowance, their idea, $1 a day for cleaning 2 rooms by day 3 there's really nothing to clean and they get free money.. Still have to fight with them to do it 🤦‍♀️

[Caitie @caitievorps]

5 decided to swing his water bottle around after being told not to and busted his eye open... 2 days after hurting himself doing something else he was told not to do 🤦‍♀️

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@dadmann_walking Just had this 2 days ago.. 5 didn't listen to me and smacked his face on a shopping cart.

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@TwitterSupport DMs are broken now... Won't load conversations but shows I have new messages.

[Caitie @caitievorps]

My kids have a little black Among Us plush and still refer to it as "Corpse" @Corpse_Husband 😂😂

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@entrtaininganth Asked my 12 y.o. what the cause of the Civil War was and she said slavery... When we said some places are teaching it's over state's rights she gave a WTF face. Even the kids realize how stupid that is.

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@EmSlyce My husband has thrown this idea around for a couple of years 😂
Always exhausted when the kids are around but as soon as they're asleep we're full of energy 🤔

[Emma Beasley🐝 @JustBeingEmma]

My husband thinks I don't make him a priority, but he's wrong. Whenever I fantasize about going on a murder spree, he's always first on my list.

[Caitie @caitievorps]

Not functioning today 😩
Kids had a 4 day weekend, which of course meant they woke up before 6 a.m. every day and never wanted nap/relax time 🥴

[Caitie @caitievorps]

@fullofmonsense Same.. 3 shelves full of books and it's always the same 3 books 😅

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

My favorite part of my kid’s bedtime routine is watching him peruse his bookshelf likes it’s a Barnes & Noble only to pick the same two books we’ve read the past five nights.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

In the last four decades, CEO pay is up 1,322% and median worker pay is up 18%.

Can someone explain to me why the 1,322% doesn't contribute to inflation but the 18% does?

[The Dad @thedad]

Can you track down your first photo as a parent??? Let's see those proud new parent faces.

[The REAL Messy Mom @TheREALMessyMom]

@mommeh_dearest Moms are people?!?!?

[Caitie @caitievorps]

I need cuddles right now but also don't want to be touched 🙃

[Caitie @caitievorps]

Bank account is at $6,969.80 and hubby won't let me transfer 11 cents 😢