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Humor is my coping mechanism | Boymom x2 | GIFs are my love language | more on insta @fullofmomsense | 👀 @today_parents @huffpost @ohbubble @boredpanda

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

After I tucked my 3yo into bed he handed me his water cup and said “you can freshen this on your way out”. I updated my resume to reflect my experience running a hotel.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

I bet this was about his first night at home with a newborn.

[Trey @treydayway]

I went from fighting for my right to party to fighting lethargy

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

Toddler Math is giving their mom 25 rocks to hold even though they hold no form of currency in this country.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

My dad just yelled at me for touching the thermostat at our vacation condo.

I am 38 years old, some things never change.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

PRIME hydration bottles are to tween boys what Stanley Tumblers are to their Moms.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

@PKGeekdad Yes!!

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

PRIME hydration bottles are to tween boys what Stanley Tumblers are to their Moms.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

@AntsyButterfly Right?!?!

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

@itssherifield Like insane. My kid asked for the lemonade flavor and I saw it resale for 15$ a bottle 😳😳😳

[redyellowgreendance 💃🏻 @RYGdance]

“Why would I pee into the toilet when there’s a perfectly good floor and wall right next to it?”

- My sons, probably

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

My kid drew a duck riding a spaceship.

[McDad @mcdadstuff]

Sorry I was late. Someone double-dog dared me to do something

[Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness]

Dads will buy a Roomba to save an hour to vaccum and then spend two hours staring at Roomba vaccum

[@sherisayssit @sherisayssit]

Ever put your kid to bed and realize an hour later you’re still watching SpongeBob?

[meghan @deloisivete]

My kid asked me for pasta right before a meeting, so he’s about to get a lesson in al dente

[meghan @deloisivete]

When you have bad handwriting, notes to yourself are just fun little mysteries you get to solve later on

[Real Life Mommy @reallifemommy3]

My husband and I were squabbling at the breakfast table and our kid put the cereal box between us so we’d stop, how quickly the child becomes the parent

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

I’m a “will take some change from my kid’s piggy bank when I have no cash for the tooth fairy” type of parent.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

My 7 year old asked me if he could have a poster of an “artist named Eminem” and I flexed on him by telling him how I saw Eminem live in his hometown of Detroit.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

@sweetpotatofigs Oh I love when they point out my zits haha thanks guys

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

Not only does the nail salon always point out my mustache, but now my toddler does it too.

[Bre @fullofmomsense]

@IHideFromMyKids @marvelousmrsmom Haha I bite mine so same