Lava Girl

a bitch, but only after 9pm

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Your parents when you get in past your curfew

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Everyone needs to know that for about five minutes my cat was softly stroking my face, she is the sweetest being alive and I’d be lying if I said I didn’t cry a little

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@catli0n I’d rather not x

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

If any of you saw me go live on Facebook just looking out the train window for 5 minutes because I didn’t notice my phone, no you didn’t

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@jsswdly I know!!! I love her so much already

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Pea squished in duvet; a series

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

I’ve been slowly getting my smell back all day today and I got so excited I think I accidentally huffed some bleach

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Covid has made nice beer taste like bud light, truly the worst symptom of all

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@Hltordoff Thank you lovely!!!

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

BE NICE TO BARTENDERS TODAY I FUCKING SWEAR TO GOD

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@oscar_spooner Yeah but sometimes you have to duck under things

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

I appreciate that I’m not the pinnacle of health, but I am and always will be convinced I could win total wipeout

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@_jakeoliver7 You just need the confidence for the big red balls

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Excuse me what

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

I’m loving the gym like this, honestly keep COVID up I love exercising when no ones allowed near me

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Just gonna go private for today while I wait for this to die down, I hope people don’t think I’m any less looking out for other women and shit. Just having reporters message me feels like too much

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Anywhere ESPECIALLY if it’s the photo of me pls just be mindful and at least ask me first

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

Hey women of Sheffield, don’t walk around at night by yourself, especially near endcliffe because sometimes a gross drunk who was hitting on you will punch you in the face for telling them to fuck off

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

So I know everyone means well and is being v lovely but I feel a bit like I’ve lost control of the tweet and something that happened to me, I tweeted this to what was like 50 followers and very much didn’t expect this. So with that in mind if you’re going to repost this

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@jsswdly Bit sucky but I’m good! Looking forward to seeing you soon!!! 💕

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@confessther I am all good now, thank you 💕💕

[Lava Girl @caitlin_lt]

@randomsucculent Thank you lovely!