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be better not bitter

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January thunderstorms >>>

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30 is having a favorite weatherman and wondering where the hell he’s been during the biggest weather event of the season. I’m talking to you @Skilling

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

After noticing that Ken slept with a photo of his late wife every night, one of the carers at Thistleton Lodge presented him with this incredible gift...

[Paul @pfranci2]

Mauna Loa erupting at sunrise is literally the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

women are showing great restraint in not burning everything to the fucking ground right now and I don't know how they do it

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My best cleaning is done when Tha Carter III is on

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The sky really killed it today

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@lildickytweets With a side of new album?

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@lildickytweets PLEASE DROP ALLYS SONG

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@giannarromano Wait, it’s me

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My worst nightmare is being stuck in a group chat with a bunch of old people who are aggressively insistent that they want to be removed from the group chat but continue to respond in anger

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I see you gram. Thank you for showing me you’re still here ❤️

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This morning as I’m brushing my hair in the mirror, thinking of my gram, the fucking prayer card fell to the floor.

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Today marks a year that my gram passed. I’ve had her prayer card in the corner of my mirror for the last year. It’s never moved, never fallen.

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Weirdest thing just happened to me

[y✨ @hannahwellzy]

shonda come here, i just wanna talk #GreysAnatomy

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Can someone remind my dog that he’s a husky and is supposed to enjoy the snow

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Watching The Undoing like

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Just heard someone refer to God as “sky daddy” and it’s my new phrase

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He’s figured it out y’all. We just need to clear the forests of tinder.