manic pixie dream squirrel

Over-analyzing winky emoticons since 1992.

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

My new life goal is to become rich enough that I can donate a bunch of money to Lincoln Center and get them to put my name on the bench where I got dumped three times

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Every time I read an article from The Cut I’m thankful I have a therapist and a journal

[ali @probablyalissa]

JOHN MULANEY?!

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

@kdubz0 Sending so much love!!! ❤️❤️❤️

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Experience its Heft and Splendor

[anna (In Play, Out(s)) @rockmeannadeus]

obsessed with this knitting pattern i found that's just called "The Garment"

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Free him

[horse @horseimage]

life size disco horse very good deal

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Every new thing I learn about this creature is such a Gift

[monkey & zoe ❤️ oreo 🌈 @oreoeocat]

Showing off her weirdly long tongue. No, there was nothing on my finger

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

Post McDonald's clarity is insane. Why did I do that

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Mine was this

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

@nonbinarybutler MONTOYA

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

they’re taking away tiktok just like they took away the official jeremy renner app

[violet 🧠🐀 @daintysloth]

jerkin it to the idea of being cherished through sickness and health

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Nosferatu (2024)

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

COQUETTISH…

am I coquettish ? ;)

So are you !!

stop playing games.

coquettes of the world… UNITE

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Remembering when I was upset my boyfriend and I were having intimacy issues and he responded with a very *~solution oriented~* “If you think I don’t find you attractive anymore what are you going to do about it?”

[𝐒𝖍𝖆𝐤𝖆 𝐙𝖚𝖑𝖚 @_shwabade_]

Why do girls hate it when you give them logical solutions instead of babying them ?

[e l l a 🇨🇦 @blondehotcoffee]

“white people have no culture” ok then what is the rainforest cafe??

[Jack Schlossberg @JBKSchlossberg]

PSA:

don’t love the people you spend time with ????

…spend time with the people you love…

Xo JS

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Woman’s Description of Her Ideal Man Clearly Just Bob From Bob’s Burgers: https://t.co/MSkipzSMEu

[manic pixie dream squirrel @caitlinrones]

Me in my follow-up with my doctor after upping my antidepressant dosage

[“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE @megantheevalium]

reading vitamin reviews. so real