My new life goal is to become rich enough that I can donate a bunch of money to Lincoln Center and get them to put my name on the bench where I got dumped three times
Remembering when I was upset my boyfriend and I were having intimacy issues and he responded with a very *~solution oriented~* “If you think I don’t find you attractive anymore what are you going to do about it?”
the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.