Caitlin

My whole life has been a bouquet of whoopsie daisies

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@coughdropsh Baseball games

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@LexerLux @herjawchey @BoeJamnaPT3 …brother the dude in the video above gave an interview in this article… what the fuck are you talking about

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@Bigtoe2gone @lfitzmaurice Her and Patricia from Widow’s Bay… those are my close personal friends lol

[JB 🐻✨🍉 @JBfromDC89]

apparently yes!!!

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned Myles… can I ask where you grew up? Because as a white woman who grew up around other whites in rural Ohio, I was promised that other Americans were holding wealth unknown even to my imagination, and I came into existence in ‘95…

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@bryan_johnson Love you’re also bringing light to adenomyosis with this endometriosis solution speedrun

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@sunofdixie @KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned Brother, I can tell you my personal 100% Ohio born and bred life story/history growing up Mormon is so much more extreme than anything that man would ever ask of NYC.

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@sunofdixie @KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned He’s lived in that city since he was a child my guy, just because he got a few years as a BABY/new human to the world in another continent doesn’t mean he doesn’t comprehend what the American Dream is. He’s balanced the NYC budget in under a year; THATS UNHEARD OF!

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned In today’s educational system… yes the USA is successful bc we are the global superpower and have the money to dick sling over everyone else, but that isn’t going to last for much longer bc we’ve squandered it away like a mega millions winner coming from the trailer park

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@sunofdixie @KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned He’s not running for president, and has already stated that even if an article of ratification to the constitution happens that allows naturalized citizens to run for president, he’s only focused on NYC and would never put a bid in… why are you so mad he’s successful?

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@KennefickM84842 @ImNotOwned …he’s lived in New York since he was 7 years old, my guy… idk how much more you want from a 30-something year old man.

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@ClayTravis Dude’s lived in the US since he was 7, he just got his official permanent citizenship 8 years ago. That shit takes a long time, even going the legal route.

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@NoContextBrits Been around for 1,466 years but still can’t fly a flag outside for fear of the government coming round to instill shame

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@dailycosmicnews @250YearsAgoLive …you do realize that Philly had a low of 80 today in the pre-daylight hours, right? Also I’m sure he bought the thermometer just to prove how rank the rooms he had to be in with other stinky men actually were 😅

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@slcmof Very rarely does a 9mo pregnant woman get the approval to fly/get a visa to travel exactly for that reason. Domestically it’s even taboo for heavily pregnant woman to fly because the pressure changes can cause fetal distress and blood pressure issues for mom.

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@midwestern_ope Texas

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@RepJackKimble @micahlosli @VegasGKVegasR Oh, so NOW we’re finally taking the founding fathers’ advice to amend/rewrite the constitution every 19 years … because your white masculinity is in jeopardy. Next time I pass a massive blood clot during my period, I’m sending it directly to your office.

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@CJohnCC @dBriceJ 😭 nah dude trump is the circus master of the mentally ill community (I’ve watched my dad stumble into Parkinson’s and early dementia after voting for him twice 😭

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@CJohnCC @dBriceJ Population is small but my algorithm is a lot of elitism, I have no hate against Norway, or any EU country tbh. I’m envious of the lifestyle choices you’re able to take for granted. I have ac & daily luxuries but walking London in 2014 was the safest I had ever felt as a girl

[Caitlin @caitlinyantis]

@CJohnCC @Ordinary_doug2 @dBriceJ I really do! I’m super leftist, hate the government of my country, but I love the people here, and I feel I have a connection to the literal land as a rural girl, so I wanna stay here and try to rebuild the grasslands as much as possible, but the government sucks ass