mort 🦇

whoever keeps hacking my profile, fuck yourself and fuck off x

[esra @1989healy]

13 years ago today the 1975 invented sex

[Izz @ilyasweed]

i’m a whore who remembers

[luna ⎕ @antichristcows]

he’s so-

[Rhian ✌️ @_tventhusiast]

You can tell Ella has never been rejected before & now she's being ignored by a guy she fancies on national TV because he just wants to chill with his lesbian bestie JoJo Siwa 😂😂😂 THE PAIN SHE MUST BE FEELING & SHE AIN'T HIDING IT WELL! #CBB #CBBUK

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

@estherkhaddad @benonwine @jk_rowling @BarnesAndNob respectfully shut the fuck up. you’re just as braindead as she is

[brandon* @brndxix]

oh my god he’s gonna call drake a pedophiIe on the most watched stage in the country

[Luke Pollard MP @LukePollard]

Some personal news: Sydney and I got married a few weeks ago in a small ceremony at Port Eliot in Cornwall.
Sydney is my rock and I’m a very happy man that I get to call him my husband.
When I was growing up it was illegal for two men to marry. We have come a long way. Love wins.

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

i don’t look forward to kai leaving for work in the mornings but i do look forward to rolling onto his side of the bed. heaven

[kani @KaniRosi]

Imane Khelif was literally born a female what are yall on about

[juliet🦂 @notjujubaby]

Yall want me to feel bad for the lady who subjected her perfectly healthy daughter to living like this

[TomEdge @TomEdge_97]

Me 8pm Sunday night 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

me 🤝🏼 doing a sneaky roll onto kai’s side of the bed when he leaves for work

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

can’t wait for kai to get home today ?? yay

[derek @derekedwardsgb]

in asda. bloke bumps into me. i stand tall. offer square go. he replied sayin that he claimed to have several palsay. said dont care how many pals you have ill go toe to toe right now with em all. cheek of some people. cheers

[kayurt 👑 @km97_x]

If baby reindeer was a female getting stalked and S\A by a man I doubt they’d be getting club appearances

[juan @bigjuange]

some manners wouldn’t go amiss ginger prick

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

prick x

[Gem 💎🇬🇧🇬🇧 @g3mmava1entin3]

Here a little game for you…

Describe Queen Camilla in One Word..

I’ll go first. Supportive ❤️
#QueenCamilla
#GodSaveTheQueen

[mort 🦇 @caitlynlox_]

screaming

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

In Tesco with adult daughter. She'd gone ahead, found her looking in the freezer and thought it would be hilarious to shove her in. She fell in. I laughed a lot, then looked up to see daughter standing at end of aisle. I'd shoved a random stranger in the freezer.

[BIG COMRADE @earringdealer1]

Why I’m crying in this gym .. I know that’s right sis enjoy yo FCKN margarita